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3D Anatomical Brain Necklace – 50 Shades Of Gray Matter

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3D Anatomical Brain Necklace - 50 Shades Of Gray Matter
Brains! Brains! It’s what zombies and scarecrows on yellow brick roads crave! This 3D Anatomical Brain Necklace makes quite the fashion statement. If you have any brains at all, you know that. I can feel my neural pathways opening up just looking at it. I is smart! What? You don’t think so? Shut up or I’ll brain ya, ya numbskull! My IQ is 190 over 100. Wait, that’s my blood pressure. I think I may be in a coma and not even typing this at all. I’ll get back to you on that as soon as I’m sure I’m in my body.

Feel so weightless. rising toward the light. Wow. Pretty fluffy clouds and sexy women playing harps. Those gates are very pearly. I wonder if they sell dirty mags in there. Uh-oh. Falling. Falling fast. Getting hot real quick!

Human Head Bookends Put Your Brains Where Your Books Are

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Human Head Bookends Put Your Brains Where Your Books Are
Put your money where your mouth is, by putting your brains where your books are. These Human Head Bookends put their brains right up against your books. Too bad I still won’t remember what I just read. I have a photographic memory. I only remember stuff if I photograph it. *Picks up Polaroid of the inside of the refrigerator* Yep. I better get groceries.

The only downside is that the photo I thought was just a cool selfie of a handsome guy holding a camera, was actually a photo reminding me to get film. I couldn’t remember anything for like a month, which I spent in the fetal position crying. Until I found another selfie of me in the fetal position, with a note that said, “This has happened before, it will happen again. Man up biatch! Look in the cupboard.” And that’s where I found more film. Yay!

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Skull Bath Bomb with Hidden Brain Soap Inside

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Skull Bath Bomb with Hidden Brain Soap Inside
This Skull Bath Bomb with Hidden Brain Soap Inside makes for a real relaxing bath. Unless I’m in the house with you. In which case, I’ll be busting in the bathroom yelling, “Bombs away!” as I toss a couple in your water, splashing it everywhere.

They’re bombs! What did you expect? Bath bombs! Meaning bombs for your bath! They don’t work unless somebody is tossing them like a grenade. By the way, these grenades have a brain inside, so you will be left bathing in brains. Were as I bathe with beauty. That’s why we’re such a good couple.

Skull With Brain Electric Candle Holder

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Skull With Brain Electric Candle Holder
This Skull With Brain Electric Candle Holder is a really bright idea. No wonder the light bulb above his head is lighting up. It takes brains to come up with an idea like this and this guy has brains. I know because they;re exposed and a candlestick just happens to be shoved in there. This is an awesome and creepy electric candle. The very definition of interior frighting. I know because I looked it up in my 53rd edition Cobwebs and Creepery dictionary. It had a picture of this thing.

I bet those brains look great by candlelight. Someone said the same thing about me once, but that was a zombie who was trying to invite me to dinner.
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Creepy Kids Mugs

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Creepy Kids Mugs
Check out these creepy kids mugs. And I don’t mean creepy mugs for kids. I mean, mugs with creepy kids on them. Kids who crave brains and eyeball soup. That’s what happens when you raise zombie kids. Like those kids who never look away from their smartphone except to flip you the bird. Look at those kids salivating. MMmmm-Mmmmmm good. More like Mmmmmm-Mmmmmm nasty ya little freak. Gives a whole new meaning to brain food.

Yummy yummy, I have brains in my tummy. Thank you mom for the eyeball soup too. I’m so happy to be a part of this maniac psychopath family. A real atomic family. As in, they should be nuked from orbit.

The seller also has buttons with these little freaks on them.
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