Make your own bony life sized companion with this cool Build Your Own Human Skeleton Book. I’m gonna call mine Bones for obvious reasons.
This is an awesome cardboard/paper model. Perfect for Medical students who are lonely, because it is basically an instant friend. It comes with labels so you can identify the different bones too. I just ordered mine. Gonna make a trip to the grocery store, buy like 40 pounds of steak and slap some meat on those bones. Then, during the next lightning storm, I’m bringing this thing to life. Get your torches and pitchforks ready.
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When the dead start walking, you better have a sweet ride. Why run from Zombies, when you can get away in style? This 
The Necronomicon is a pretty damn expensive book, full of dark stuff and the rantings of mad men. Sounds like a website you know and love right? You have to buy it one page at a time. And you can do just that thanks to Ebay seller 
Thomas Kinkade paints all kinds of idyllic scenes. Quaint little cottages in the snow, quiet villages by a mountainside… You know the kind. It’s the sort of thing that your grandmother pays too much for on QVC and hangs on the wall, telling you everyday that when she is gone, it will be all yours. Too bad you don’t want it. Then granny dies and you are stuck with it, so you sell it for fifty bucks at your yard sale. Then granny haunts you for all time and makes you insane. All because of Thomas Kinkade. Do you know how hard it is to write an article while granny is jabbering away about her thrift store finds on the other side and the fact that she doesn’t need dentures “over here”? STFU granny.
Kill Vampires dead with this reproduction WWI Vampire killing kit. Me? I just sharpen some stakes and rub garlic all over my pasty blogger body until I pass out from the stink. I always wake up alive, so I figure it must work pretty good. Although that doesn’t explain the boner and why my pants are always undone, but I digress.