Cheesus Crust, that is an awesome figure. I love that he comes with his own trading card. Nobody has a batting average like Cheesus. Plus, he’s the one guy in the world who won’t care if you call him pizza-face. This makes me want my own anchovy mustache by the way. For those of you who don’t already pray to Cheesus, you should. Every time I pray, I get the most delicious pie, plus he turns your iced coke into wine. Thank you Cheesus! You the man!
Thanks Jeremy.
If you want to see what your pet looks like on the inside, commission one of these Custom Pet Skull Portraits. Or you could do like I did and get an X-ray of your pet, spend like two hours collaging the X-ray and the picture together with staples, glue, moist tic-tacs, duct tape and thumb tacks. Do not recommend. Unless you want your animal looking like a reanimated mutant freak.
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This Custom Coffin Doll Carriage / Wet Bar can be used for either thing. It can also be used for a real baby. I’m just guessing here, cuz no woman has bothered to have one with me. I see no reason why you can’t take your little monster out for a stroll in this thing and also have some room for your drinks on board. Imagine the concerned looks from other parents and the concerned calls to child services.
How many times do I have to tell you people that the kid is just sleeping? Great, now you woke him up? Do YOU wanna change his diaper. Maybe then you’ll believe me that he is alive. That ain’t embalming fluid! That’s grade A human baby s**t. Leave my baby and I alone and stop persecuting me for mylove of coffin shaped accessories!
Who still uses VCRs? This guy! Artist and VHS horror movie collector Sorce122 makes custom-painted horror-themed VCRs. Heh! Sucker. Get with the times. What? He sells them for $70 each? Probably more now that Creepbay is giving him some extra exposure. They look pretty damn good too.
He probably got the idea because his VCR went all Texas Chainsaw Massacre on his tape one day. Most of us upgrade to a DVD player at that point. Not this guy. And for that I salute you sir. I shall always be kind and rewind, in your honor. No I won’t. I’m all about going forward, not backward.
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It’s my 3 best friends, Boo, Frank and Count. joshuaizzo created these for a friend. What, I’m not your friend Josh? What about that time we binged on Boo Berry all night and washed it down with a Franken-Chocula mix? That meant nothing? Oh yeah, I was alone that night, talking to the characters on the boxes. Sorry Josh, but I really want these. Where does your friend live? It would be a shame if something happened to those figures. Know what I mean? I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse. Like 6 boxes of Frankenberry. He’s the weakest link in the awesome spooky cereal chain.