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Kraken Bottle Candle Holders

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Kraken Bottle Candle Holders
Vile Kraken! Unhand my bottle! I mean un-tentacle that bottle ye spirit drinking serpent! Whatever. Just have it. Probably full of Kraken backwash by now anyway.

Krakens can’t keep their tentacles off of these Kraken Bottle Candle Holders. Obviously. I tried slapping that tentacle away and all I got was sucker punched. Get it? Cuz their tentacles are full of suckers? You know what else is full of suckers? A lollipop store! Zing! All day suckers! Double zing! Think about that next time you go into a candy store.
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Freaky Renaissance Style Alien Art

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Freaky Renaissance Style Alien Art
This Renaissance Style Alien Art reminds us that aliens have been invading our shizz since way back and they haven’t stopped yet. They just dress different these days. Which is weird cuz those renaissance clothes kick butt. It’s also weird cuz aren’t they usually naked these days? They’re all like, “I’m up for whatever, it’s cool.” The artist also sells some classic album covers with aliens added to them. Pretty cool stuff.
Freaky Renaissance Style Alien Art

Freaky Renaissance Style Alien Art

Werewolf And Vampire Wall Hanging Art

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Werewolf And Vampire Wall Hanging Art
I’m gonna hang these Werewolf And Vampire Wall Hanging Art pieces at opposite ends of the room and watch them stare each other down. That way they won’t be tempted to come to life and eat me. They’ll be too busy sizing each other up and growling and stuff. That way I can go about my business and have some cool decor, without any worries. Phew! Not that they’re real tough with no arms, but they could bite if you get close enough.

Maybe I’ll give them some mannequin arms and make them hug each other, cuz I’m really all about being a monster peacemaker.
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Octopus Tentacles Light Switch Covers

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Octopus Tentacles Light Switch Covers
Aceofclay makes some really cool Octopus Tentacles Light Switch Covers. Pfft! Can they reach their tentacles down and turn off the light when I leave the room? *Lights go off.* Damn, I guess they can. Can you turn it back on? It’s not that I’m scared of the dark, I always scream when the lights go off, cuz I’m excited about saving money on my electricity bill.

Okay, I admit it. I’m scared. Can we get the lights back on? It’s not fair when an Octopus bullies a man-pus. C’mon squid it already. I mean quit it. *Lights come on* Much better. Now where was I? Oh yeah, these light switch covers are pretty awesome. Even if they do have a mind of their own.
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Coffin Lantern – Go To The Light!

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Coffin Lantern - Go To The Light!
This Coffin Lantern must be what the Grim Reaper holds up when he comes to visit people. You see a lantern like this, you know you’re in trouble. This would look great in your horror themed home. Hey, if moths are attracted to light, do undead moths get attracted to a coffin light? I hope we don’t have a wave of zombie moths because of these things. I might put this outside of my house just to keep others away. Eh, I’m anti-social like that.
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