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Burning Witch Stained Glass Fire Place Screen

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Burning Witch Stained Glass Fire Place Screen
Check out this Burning Witch Stained Glass Fire Place Screen. That witch is burning like a marshmallow at a boy scout campfire. Dude on the left is just warming his hands, while pilgrim preacher dude has his eyes closed like “Damn, I love the smell of burning witch in the morning.” Dude on the right is like, “Whatevs. If you didn’t want to be burned as witch, you shouldn’t a won the local chicken egg lottery with your devil powers. Also you sew too straight. That ain’t natural! You get what you get girl.”

Yeah. This will make a lovely piece of art in your home. I’m sure it’s very calming.

Zombie Mickey Mouse Skull

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zombie mickey mouse skull
Whoa. Looks like Mickey found himself under an atomic bomb. This Zombie Mickey Mouse Skull looks like something the natives would shake at you upon entering Disneyland after the apocalypse. Which would fittingly be referred to as the crappiest place on Earth.

Mickey Mouse? More like Icky Mouse! Or moldy mouse. Here I come to save the dayyyyyy! Wait, wrong mouse. He even has fangs now. Maybe this is what happens when Disney puts all of it’s money into Star Wars.

Animated Raccoon Prop Is Crazy As Hell

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Can'd Coon
Holy coon in a can batman! If you want to scare the candy-corn riddled poop out of your trick or treaters this year, put this animated raccoon prop in your yard and just watch the local police reports pile up as your neighbors call 911. This ferocious pile of fur pounces out of the trash can, makes snarly sounds and spits some kind of green venom at it’s victims.

It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. It doesn’t want your Halloween candy. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

Click through to see this crazy thing on video.
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Needle Felted PIGASUS Christmas Tree Ornament

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Needle Felted PIGASUS Christmas Tree Ornament
I always said I would have a Pigasus Christmas Tree Ornament on my tree when pigs fly. I guess I better pony-up and get this thing on the tree this year. I’ll call him Oink-o Boink-o and he will be my patron saint of Bacon. Every day I will kneel before him and make offerings and the next morning I will come downstairs to find a pound of bacon gift wrapped with care.

Thank you mighty Oink-o Boink-o. *Backs away slowly, bowing.* You are as wise as you are benevolent!

Instant Cemetery Displays

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Instant Cemetery Display
Check this out! Boom! Instant Cemetery! Which beats dying and boom! Instant cemetery! These displays are ready to display for Halloween or just year long weirdness. 17 hand drawn tombstones for your mantle, with matching storage tin. They can be lit by candles or holiday lights. Pretty spooky.

Call me a gravedigger cuz I dig this all day long! Get one for yourself and play some creepy theremin music. The seller crafterella has several sets available.
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