He’s dirty. He’s crawling around on all fours in his pajamas, with a bone in his mouth. This is one ugly ceramic figurine. It even has some real hair on it’s head for that extra creep factor. Somewhere in the world, the lucky buyer is screaming “It puts the lotion on!” at their china cabinet.
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Tattooed Marilyn Monroe Painting
Damn Marilyn. That ain’t gonna look good when you’re 80 years old. Ohhhhhhh, my bad. Now I feel awkward. Don’t worry about it. Just enjoy the time you have. Mind if I take a look and see what’s under that Martini glass?
This painting is called “Tattoos Are a Girls Best Friend” from artist Alexis Covato. Apparently, so are sleeping pills. Did he just say that? Yeah I did. Get it for $750 on eBay.
Mirror With A Haunted Face
Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all? *Not you. You look like a fantasy troll who got into a car accident and then had botched reconstructive surgery. (Evil mirror laugh)* You see why I don’t have any mirrors in the house? *Smashes mirror(Because really, what’s another 7 years of this s**t?)*
Anyway, this haunted mirror on eBay has a super grumpy face. I’m calling him Grumpy Ghost, after the famous and grumpy internet cat, but I’m too lazy to make a funny image. The seller has a long and convoluted story(Of course) so I’ll just break it down for you below:
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Authentic Ceramic Hot Dog
Now this is a tasty decoration. Forget all of your grandmothers porcelain animals and figurines. Ceramic Hot Dogs are where it’s at! You will relish this amazing one of a kind collector’s item and piece of Americana Obese-a-rama.
This ceramic decoration knocks my “Oscar Meyer” out of the “Ball Park”. See what I did there? Hot damn, that is one finely detailed wiener in a bun! Only $34.99 from Ebay. Where else?
Well, I’m off to find some ceramic burgers, chicken nuggets and fries, so I can have an entire ceramic meal on a tray.
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Custom Walking Dead Daryl Dixon Manor Haunted House
This $500. custom Walking Dead Daryl Dixon Manor house is the best playset ever for fans of the TV show. It was made by Mindbender Customs has an insane amount of detail. It comes with Chupachabra Daryl, Zombie Merle and Bloody Variant Judith. All Handpainted. This is a 3 story house for Your Walking Dead Figures.
This thing has a ton of amazing detail. It is a one of a kind playset that you won’t find anywhere else. Your Dexter action figure will also feel right at home.
Click through for lots of images of the rooms.
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