This sticker will come in very handy at the office. And it will help with my pending sexual harassment case. Which I can’t talk about. I can say that it was already on the door and she had fair warning. I am so going to skate free of that charge!
Note to self. Still have to hire a new secretary.
You see that Elf on a Shelf doll? The one holding the knife? Well, it was recently sold to some poor idiot for a Best offer of somewhere under $39.99 on Ebay. The seller was selling it because as soon as she took the elf off the shelf and put it away, strange stuff started happening. Let this be a lesson to us all. KEEP THE ELF ON THE SHELF! Or else!
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Damn! This is just what I need for my Family Guy collection. It looks just like Peter Griffin. Only $300. Now if I can just find some matching dinnerware with Stewie and Brian. Shut up Meg!
I’ll be honest, I don’t know anything about fashion, but I’m sure that many “ladies of the night” or “working girls” will appreciate that these leggings come with the knees already dirty. It’s gonna happen anyway, might as well buy them pre-soiled and get down to business.
BJ knees are gonna be hot this year, I just know it.
Spiders are nasty enough as they are, but now there is apparently a new breed on the loose. One that has Satan’s face right on it’s dump trumpet. At least that’s what the seller of this $10 spider corpse thinks. I think it looks more like a wizard frog standing on it’s hind legs, playing with fireballs.
The seller says that it was found in Indiana, so it looks like we all have yet another reason to never live there. This thing should be burned with fire immediately before the power of Satan compels it to rise from it’s deadly death state. See more images below as you itch all over.
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