Fly Infested Balls From The Amityville Horror House

amityvilleEbay seller Amityphotos is looking to sell something that they purchased from the Amytiville Horror House. Is the item haunted? The seller says probably not. It’s not even from the original owners. But still, the item has spent part of its life in the world famous Amityville House, site of 6 murders and that makes it a very creepy conversation piece.
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Life Size Weird Al Yankovic Tortured In A Cage

weird al tortured in a cageHoly UHF! Somebody has a problem with song parodies! This life sized horror prop can only be Weird Al Yankovic. You’re not making fun of other people’s music now, are ya punk? I wonder which disgruntled artist locked him up and started working him over? Probably Madonna.
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Haunted Microwave: Hospice Of Horror

haunted microwaveSo this haunted microwave showed up on eBay for $6,677.88. The listing has a creepy history of how it became haunted and what happened to those involved. So gather around the campfire creeplings. I’m gonna tell you a story. The story of…The Hospice of Horror…
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Buy This Vintage Elf With Bunny Ears…Or He’ll Cut You

dangerous bunny elfBuy me now or I swear to the God of all bunny elves, I’ll cut ya! My current owner is selling me so I ain’t got nothin’ to lose. Come at me bro! That pretty face needs the tender care of my box cutter.

Live Fast, Die Weird: Full Face Clown Motorcycle Helmet

Full Face Clown Motorcycle HelmetThis custom painted full faced clown motorcycle helmet is made to order. As soon as you pay your $600, one will be freshly painted just for you by Ebay seller alera.of.thailand. Good thing too, because my badass biker gang needs a new theme. You can only get in so much trouble calling yourselves Hell’s Oompa Loompas before you have to change your approach. Everyone is on the lookout for green hair and suspenders now, worried about getting a beatdown with a lollipop. Gotta lay low for awhile. Do some stretches. Work on my height.

This clown helmet is creepy and badass. More images after the break, plus some other badass helmets from the seller.
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