Not much to say about this listing for a Vintage 7 Pc Lot Black Americana Native African Figurines Salt Pepper Set. Wow. Just wow.
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Serial Killer Show And Tell
Meet Ebay seller michael_francis_brown. I don’t know what his deal is, but he sells art. Most of his listings are pretty mundane, but occasionally he let’s his inner creeper out and dons a Jason Voorhees mask, playing a little game we like to call “serial killer show and tell”.
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Kangaroo Scrotum Keychain
This nifty Kangaroo Scrotum Keychain sold for $33 the other day. If a rabbit’s foot gives you luck, I wonder what a Kangaroo scrotum will deliver. More to the point, why are we mutilating things to increase our own luck? Oh well, who am I to complain? If this guy wants Kangaroo balls in his pocket, swinging around next to his junk, who am I to judge? Maybe he’s hoping to become the next pocket pool champion and he’s cuing up these Kangaroo nads for the game of a lifetime. Dream big my friend. You can accomplish anything if you set your mind(and the family jewels)to it.
Ancient Golden Tribal Knife Of Tetanus And Rust
This here knife is why it doesn’t pay to go all Indiana Jones and dig for buried treasure. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? More like Indiana Jones and the Tetanus shot. This evil knife is just waiting to slice somebody and kill them dead. See that face? That’s the ancient Mayan face of the knife-wielding God I’Cut’U’N’Laf’a’lot. He finds this stuff hilarious. The worst part is, after this thing cuts you, it will just lay there and stare at you. Only $99. on Ebay.
One more image after the break. My God…It’s full of rust.
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You Need This Unique Life-Sized Spring For Reasons
What have we here? A giant spring? This is just what I need to complete my slinky themed bachelor pad. And just look at that image. Sex sells baby! Hey there doll, how about I spring forward and you fall back? You know what I’m sayin’?
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