
Not sure where Ebay seller Hookamonky is finding the items that they’re selling. From the looks of this ugly, worn out, chewed up and spit out 1,000 times monkey, I would have to say that the seller is scraping the bottom of the dumpster barrel. This thing is horrid! No wonder the monkey is crying. He doesn’t want to be put up on Ebay, being told to do a little money dance on top of a piano, shaking its money-maker for potential Ebay buyers. Read more “Bald Headed Crying Dumpster Monkey”
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Ménage à Freak: Weird Alien Wrinkled Flabby Cuddle Huddle
I have no idea what the hell is going on here, but I’m pretty sure it all started with these wrinkly and possible all elderly alien maniacs dropping their keys in the same bowl. It’s like a free-for-all nursing home orgy and likely one of them has lost a contact to boot.
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Scary-Ass Canned Food Drive: Leprechaun/Elf/Boy Scout
I don’t know if this guy is a Leprechaun, an elf, or some undead freak of nature, but I’m confident that he earned the “creep the f**k out of everyone” badge and probably ate his scout leader too. Probably mixed the guy’s body with that can of baked beans I gave those little sh*ts last week when they hung a bag on my door (With several more on my lawn) and expected me to fill it with stuff I hate. Mission accomplished on that one. I gave them 2 cans of SPAM and a half case of Chef Boy’Ardee. Enjoy the GMOs troop unknown number with creepy looking scout leader.
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Crazy Scary Peeping Clown Plays a Deadly Game Of Peek-A-Boo

Just think of all the fun you could have with this scary window peeping clown! You could go around creeping out random neighbors, or maybe an in-law you don’t like. Just set this creeper up outside of their window, in the middle of the night preferably. Make sure to make some noise, like a scraping sound across the window…or maybe make some garbled maniacal crazy clown laughing noises. Don’t go for the cheap fake scare like in the movies. Then sit back and wait for the show to begin. All of the lights will switch on in the house. Then they will see the crazed clown staring at them and freak out. Hopefully not clutching their chest because you have given them a heart attack. Next, they will go running for the phone to dial 911 and get laughed at when they say,”There’s a killer clown on the loose in my neighborhood! Help!”
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Tin Foil Hat Protects Your Dog From Passive Mind Control
You may not be worried about the government controlling your mind, but dogs know better. Ask any dog and they will tell you that there are humans out there trying to brainwash them and turn them into doggy Manchurian candidates. Just who do you think makes Fido lick his balls so often? The CIA that’s who. And also the cubans who killed Kennedy, who are really aliens from outer space.
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