Whoa! My inner nerd just got wood. Or it would have if my inner nerd didn’t already have erectile dysfunction. This is a custom Demogorgon Stranger Things Action Figure based on the Netflix Stranger Things series. Man, this figure cranks things up to eleven. See what I did there?
I would buy it, but it would just eat all of my other action figures. Pretty damn cool though. HEY! LEGO MY EGGO Eleven. Netflix and chill the f**k out! I love those waffles.
Thanks Jennifer.
Molesters from other planets are kidnapping us. Sometimes putting us back into our beds at night, sometimes leaving us in a cage on the UFO so they can point and laugh at us. The first step in avoiding abduction is knowing your alien craft and that’s where this UFO Flying Saucer Types Womens T-Shirt comes in handy. If you see any of these, just run. Don’t let your bum get invaded by intergalactic whackjobs.
Losers. Yeah, I wish I had nothing better to do than fly around in a hot rod UFO sticking stuff up the cavities of various species. Some of us have to work for a living.
P.S. I just noticed how many of these UFOs are shaped like dongs. I wonder what their docking port is shaped like. Sickos! Nothing but sickos! Intergalactic trash!
Brains! Brains! It’s what zombies and scarecrows on yellow brick roads crave! This 3D Anatomical Brain Necklace makes quite the fashion statement. If you have any brains at all, you know that. I can feel my neural pathways opening up just looking at it. I is smart! What? You don’t think so? Shut up or I’ll brain ya, ya numbskull! My IQ is 190 over 100. Wait, that’s my blood pressure. I think I may be in a coma and not even typing this at all. I’ll get back to you on that as soon as I’m sure I’m in my body.
Feel so weightless. rising toward the light. Wow. Pretty fluffy clouds and sexy women playing harps. Those gates are very pearly. I wonder if they sell dirty mags in there. Uh-oh. Falling. Falling fast. Getting hot real quick!
This Zombie iPhone 7 Case is compatible with iPhone 5/5s, 6/6s, 7/7s. Looks like it could use some toothpaste. A little flossing wouldn’t hurt either. Damn son, you got some nasty choppers. I hope it doesn’t bite my finger when I answer my phone. I just feel like I want to do some reconstructive surgery on him, like one of those forensic guys. See what he looked like before he was turned into a rotting walking corpse.
Oh nevermind. I should have recognized Joan Rivers right away. Hey Joan. What up? Thanks for protecting my iPhone with your head.
Herbert likes to re-animate corpses. This Re-Animator Herbert West Art Doll is based on the H.P. Lovecraft short story and the Re-Animator movie. Dude’s gonna look totally creepy in your already creepy doll collection. He already has blood all over him, so, you know, that saves you the trouble. He also has his syringe and removable glasses.
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