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Spooky Apothecary Jars

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Spooky Apothecary Jars
Hey, check out these cool Spooky Apothecary Jars. Are you listening? Do you even apothe-CARE-y? I know ya do. Just funning with ya. Which is similar to joshing you, but with no Josh required. These scary looking jars are going to look great on your shelves if they are as full of cobwebs as mine are.

There’s Vampire Juice, Witches Brew and Spider Poison. Among others.

I’ll Use the Witches brew to lure a Vampire, then make him drink the V juice, (That’s not dirty. Just sounds dirty) and have him administer the spider poison, so I can clean up all of those cobwebs! Why are they called cobwebs anyway? I never see them on corn cobs.

Kraken Octopus Ring

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Kraken Octopus Ring
Unleash the Kraken! Well, you didn’t have to give me the finger while wearing a Kraken Octopus Ring. That’s not a very nice way to unleash the Kraken. Then again, now that I think about it, there’s probably no polite way to unleash the Kraken. And I really have to stop barging into rooms and shouting that.

You would think I would have learned my lesson after rushing through my bathroom door and shouting it. The plumber was still crouched over the toilet, and he had already unleashed his hairy Crack-en. *sigh* Some phrases sound cool, but should never be uttered.
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Classic Monster Cuff Bracelets

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Classic Monster Cuff Bracelets
Allison Taylor Designs makes these Classic Monster Cuff Bracelets for monster loving wrists. They make all kinds of cool jewelry, but we really dig these. I saw these and I was all like, “I’m here to turn myself over to the jewelry police. Cuff me. I’m guilty.” Okay, so they are more for the ladies. Your point? I think I’m man enough to pull it off. Putting it on is another matter! Okay, that joke fell flat. It was just off the cuff. Not really myself today if I’m honest. Need more coffee so I can be more cuff-einated.

Okay, that joke was totally on the cuff, so I ain’t gettin’ in a huff. Don’t believe me? Wanna call my bluff? Just an idiot with a blog, sayin’ stuff. And now, that’s enough!
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Cute Cactus Creatures

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Cute Cactus Creatures
Creepy Cute Cactus Creatures Cause Chaos. Try saying that 5 times fast. Ever take LSD and then stare at your cactus plants and watch them come to life and crawl out of their pots? Yeah, this is like that, but without the LSD. Awww. Look at the cute cactus people. Let me pet you. Ow! How can you be so cute and your hair be so stabby?

These big-eyed plants just want to hang out in your home and look awesome. I’m pretty sure they won’t crawl out of their pots, but you better put them in a cage to be sure. When a cat rubs up against your leg it’s cute, when these guys do it, you get cactus needles all over your leg. And don’t sit on them!

Gothic Vampire Hunter’s Dollhouse

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Gothic Vampire Hunter's Dollhouse
Sweet! Now I have a place for my vampire hunting dolls. What? Of course Ken can be a Vampire hunter. He’s gotta do something when Barbie is home all day acting like a diva. Check out the video below. This Gothic Vampire Hunter’s Dollhouse is fully decorated and ready for your dolls to move in. If it was bigger, I would move in. And be the best damn Vampire hunter I could be. Which is easy cuz there’s no Vampires here. Already did my job! Cuz I rock.
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