Hey baby. You are looking sweet as bubble gum and twice as sticky. Eh, that didn’t come out right. Just let me nibble on your ear a little. Other girls are Bubble Gum, but you are Bubble Yum.
Say what? I don’t know why you always lose an earring at my place. *blows a bubble* You may lose an earring, but the backside of your dress gains a sticky gum wad. *light smack on your fanny* Now git along now.
These Murder Weapon earrings from Etsy seller PlumeriaMAccessories make murder weapons fashionable. You can choose from a Butcher’s Knife, Axe and a Hack Saw.
Murder them with fashion. Each of the weapons are nice and bloody as if little psychos had used them to hack someone to pieces, before you hung them on your ears. Only $7.13. Click through for the other versions.
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Don’t go all om nom nom on this cupcake, or it is going to bite you back. Basically you will be two hungry freaks eating each other. This cupcake is vicious. If you like killer cupcakes, this one is a whooping $165. from Etsy seller smallandpissed.
Damn, so that’s who took my Etsy name. Now I’m just going to have to be reallysmallandpissed.
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Take a look into your future with this The Legend of Zelda Tarot Card Deck (Major Arcana). For $20 you get a sweet Tarot Deck inspired by The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It’s dangerous to go alone, take this and have a reading before you set out.
Each deck has 30 cards: 22 image cards, 5 information cards, and 3 blank frames to draw your own. I see a Princess in your future, maybe some awesome treasure and a fight with Ganon. I just like to go around breaking vases and collecting rupees, myself. That’s why I’m no longer allowed in certain stores. They always told me I was like a Link in a pottery shop.
More images below where you can see the amazing artwork.
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This knitted alien autopsy from Etsy seller aKNITomy is the adorable way to slice and dice aliens. For science of course. You can get the PDF pattern for $4.50 and make one for yourself. If we figure out how these guys work on the inside, we may be able to stop them from appearing in the night and probing our rectums.
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