That No Shave November really paid off. Now it’s December and I have a huge ZZ Top beard that smells like Doritos which small birds like to nest in. Imma decorate this whisker bush for Christmas thanks to Beard Baubles!
Anyone know where I can get a star for the top of my head? I’m looking for something that will turn me into a festive Manicorn. I might string some lights around those ornaments too and get a necklace full of presents.
Why go through the trouble of shopping for an actual Christmas sweater when you can buy this one? Besides, who wants a festive Christmas sweater full of reindeer and trees and Santas, when you can have one that makes you look like a fat hairy guy who just woke up from a weekend bender and has to get to their Santa job at the mall? It even has a bit of mistletoe above the belt buckle area.
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This Mancave Wreath With Antler Toilet Paper Holder, Beer Cans, Rifle Shells was obviously created in a trailer in the woods one night with The Dukes of Hazzard or Duck Dynasty playing in the background as a couple of guys debate how hot Paula Dean is and argue about who shot some squirrel and who gets to eat it.
I’m pretty sure.
So you have mastered beer-pong, drunk dialed your ex and puked in your neighbors flower bed. What’s next? Well, you can spend the rest of your inebriation with this fun activity book. Color Me Drunk is a fun filled book with all kinds of activities. Who says you can’t drink and draw? Activities include:
– draw a Picasso-style portrait of a friend
– practice making ‘regrettable’ tattoos
– finish partially unfinished famous paintings…
– design your own beer labels
– play wino bingo
– pickup line survival guide
– draw aliens on a row of urinals
and much more more.
You should always practice safe sleep. That’s why I use these condom pillows. Sometimes I break out the giant fabric condom inside of the pillow and slip inside for added protection. But sometimes I wake up all limp and sweaty only to find that it is sliding off me. Sleep like a baby? Nah, I sleep like a peen.
Find it on Etsy. Vibra-ribbed and lubricated.
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