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Cereal Killer Cereal Bowl

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Cereal Killer Cereal Bowl
You know how you eat cereal out of a Cereal Killer Cereal Bowl? Well,first you lure your cereal to a nice secluded spot. Maybe the kitchen. Then you strike hard with a spoon, hoping that no one is nearby to hear any loud snap, crackles or pops as it fights you. Then you hide the cereal so there is no evidence left behind. In your mouth. Hide it in your mouth.

That is one creepy way to eat cereal. Oh and call yourself a cereal killer name. Like Son of (Toucan)Sam. Or the Cheerios Killer. Trix the Ripper….

Pick A Winner Booger Soap

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Pick A Winner Booger Soap
Hope you pick a winner. Ya booger. This Pick A Winner Booger Soap shines a bright light on that disgusting habit you have. Picking your smell-hole for slimey green nuggets. I don’t know about you, but I usually wait until late at night, then flick ’em at the wall. Which explains why I go to bed with a white wall and wake up to a speckled green one. DIY room makeover. Take that one HGTV.
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Lighting Most Fowl – Dancing Chicken Lamp

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Lighting Most Fowl - Dancing Chicken Lamp
What poultry offering do I have for you this time? How about a Dancing Chicken Lamp? Does it do the hustle? The Charleston? The Elaine from Seinfeld? I have no idea.

All I know is that this chicken has paid it’s Per-Dues and is ready to dance the night away. So crank up the volume and play some funky nuggets and some free range beats. This lamp is feather-pluckin’ insane son!

Weird Earbrow Capelet

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Weird Earbrow Capelet
If you’re looking for a fashion accessory that has ears and eyebrows this Weird Earbrow Capelet is for you. Earbrows are so this season. New from designer Tommy Shillfigure. Or is it Christian Di-ear? I have no idea. I’m not gonna buy. I was just… browsing.
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Licki Brush Lets You Lick Your Cat Back

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licki brush
The Licki Brush. What’s weird about this? Doesn’t everybody put a fake tongue in their mouth to lick their cat? I know if I don’t lick my cat at least once a day, she gets ticked off. What? Oh, okay. Let’s just get all of the p**** licking jokes out of the way. Are you done yet? *Sigh* So immature.

Anyway, you have to use this device to lick your cat, cuz otherwise you get hairballs. And a human hacking up hairballs is a nasty sight. Trust me on that one my friends. Not that I’ve ever used a similar device. I just heard things. What are you trying to imply? Look, I ain’t no dirty cat licker! Thems fightin’ words. Put up your dukes. I’m gonna- *ACK….ACK…COUGH* Now that that’s out of my system, and all over your floor, come at me bro!

Video that you can never unsee below.
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