Tag: Godzilla

The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

T Rex Garden Gnome Massacre
Make your garden a living hell for all gnome-kind. The Great Garden Gnome Massacre begins with Gnomezilla in your yard. No elf or gnome is safe. Gnomezilla is hungry for blood, so let him feast on your tacky garden ornaments. Satiate his hunger and he will look out for your garden.

*Neighbor comes outside. Hands on hips. Rolling her head with every word.* Oh Gnome you dit’int. You did not just call my garden ornaments tacky. Oh it’s on now!

I just put Gnomezilla in her garden. Wait until she sees all of the carnage. Yes. It is on. *Steeples fingers and laughs maniacally.*
Read more “The Great Garden Gnome Massacre”

Godzilla High Heels

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

godzilla boots
Sadly, these Godzilla High Heels are sold out, but maybe you can score some Godzilla figures and make your own. Then you know what to do. You assemble a miniature city all over the floor of your house, then dance and destroy it, while making monster noises.

Then your friend will come by with some high heels featuring Godzilla’s enemies. Now it’s time to fight and destroy the hell out of what’s left of that city. While I take pictures and pull a lever that dumps jello everywhere. Don’t be afraid to rip each other’s clothes. Everything is fair game when you are fighting in monster heels.

Check out an unboxing video below from the always entertaining grav3yardgirl.

Thanks Erin.

Update: They are in stock at Modcloth.
Read more “Godzilla High Heels”

Custom Godzilla Sterling Silver Rings

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

godzilla ringsMake your fist one of fury when you put a Godzilla on each finger. I got a fist full of Godzilla’s and your face is Tokyo! Let’s get to wreckin’! Nah. It’s not like these awesome Godzilla rings are brass knuckles. There’s no way you could hurt someone while wearing these rings.

Well, maybe Mothra. Mothra is just begging for it? He thinks being a Moth is going to be able to stand up against the mighty Godzilla. Godzilla would just light a fart- Wait, these rings cost $385? I just realized I have way to many fingers. Looks like if I want to play Godzilla, it’s finger puppets for me.

Amazing Custom-Made Horror Movie Chess Set And Table

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

horror chess setGet ready to play the scariest chess game that you have ever played with this custom $3,500.00 chess set and table. It has custom horror movie pieces like Frankenstein, Dracula, Medusa, Godzilla and more. The pawns are Igor from “Young Frankenstein”. The board and the coffin that holds the pieces are filled with classic characters and themes from various movies.

This one of a kind chess set is perfect for fans of the horror genre and it is an art piece that will be the center of your Gothic mansion or Werewolf cave.

Click through for a ton of detailed images.
Read more “Amazing Custom-Made Horror Movie Chess Set And Table”