Burning Witch Stained Glass Fire Place Screen

Burning Witch Stained Glass Fire Place Screen
Check out this Burning Witch Stained Glass Fire Place Screen. That witch is burning like a marshmallow at a boy scout campfire. Dude on the left is just warming his hands, while pilgrim preacher dude has his eyes closed like “Damn, I love the smell of burning witch in the morning.” Dude on the right is like, “Whatevs. If you didn’t want to be burned as witch, you shouldn’t a won the local chicken egg lottery with your devil powers. Also you sew too straight. That ain’t natural! You get what you get girl.”

Yeah. This will make a lovely piece of art in your home. I’m sure it’s very calming.

Post Apocalyptic Skirt And Top

Post Apocalyptic Skirt And Top
If you want to roll with me in the apocalypse as I drive my souped up golf cart, you better dress the part. You need a Post Apocalyptic Skirt And Top. *Becomes a blurry cyclone racing around you* There, that’s better. Now you’re looking awesome.

Get in. I have a lead on a run-down grocery store that may have a single pack of Twinkies left on aisle 5. Then I gotta battle like 50 dudes in mohawks while zooming down Fury Road. I call it that cuz it’s full of potholes. Makes me furious!

Cute But Freaky: The Unknown Being

Cute and Freaky
*Snores loudly as lips reverberate.* Daddy. Daddy. Wake up. Huh? What? What the shizz! Get away from me you foul floating demon. No Daddy. It is I, the culmination of a million lonely nights. You made me. Every time you do the deed with yourself, a little bit of me formed in the ether. Last night, your ritual before bed brought me fully into this world.

Arrrrggghhhhhhh! *Runs screaming out of the house.*
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Zombie Mickey Mouse Skull

zombie mickey mouse skull
Whoa. Looks like Mickey found himself under an atomic bomb. This Zombie Mickey Mouse Skull looks like something the natives would shake at you upon entering Disneyland after the apocalypse. Which would fittingly be referred to as the crappiest place on Earth.

Mickey Mouse? More like Icky Mouse! Or moldy mouse. Here I come to save the dayyyyyy! Wait, wrong mouse. He even has fangs now. Maybe this is what happens when Disney puts all of it’s money into Star Wars.

Monster Toad Head

monster toad head
Ribbit! Hey, look. A giant Monster Toad Head. I should totally kiss it and turn it into a Prince. Just to end it’s imprisonment. *Smooches it’s slimy face.* Well, that didn’t work. He’s still a toad. *Looks in the mirror.* What the deuce?!?! I’m a Prince. And not some dude that’s next in line to run a kingdom. I’m Prince as in Raspberry Beret. The kind you buy from the second hand store. This is friggin’ awesome. *Adjusts my frilly shirt.*

I’m out guys. Tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 1999, which means I have to buy a flip-phone and get ready for Y2K.
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