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Body Wrapped In Bag Christmas Ornament

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Body Wrapped In Bag Christmas Ornament
Wow. That’ll get Santa’s attention and make him soil his jolly old pants. This Body Wrapped In Bag Christmas Ornament is sure to make the big guy recheck his nice and naughty list. He may even start a new list and call it “Serial Killer. Do not visit next year. Call the police!” If you are looking to decorate a darker tree this year, this ornament is perfect. Hey, at least it isn’t floating down a river somewhere.

Yeah this will compliment all of those newspaper clippings you have on your wall, with the scribbled red writing and Xs over people’s faces. Damn son, your stockings are hung on the chimney with terror!

Funko Horror Classics ReAction Figures

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Funko Horror Classics ReAction Figures
Funko Horror Classics ReAction Figures are the Kenner style horror figures that we should have had way back in the day. That’s okay, cuz now you can collect them. Jason is here, Michael Myers, Freddy, Ghostface, pinhead and more. They are the same size, so you can totally introduce them to your Star Wars figures. I’m gonna have Freddy blow up the Death Star while Jason instructs him in the ways of the Jedi. Then I’m gonna have Pinhead make sweet love to Princess Leia while Jabba watches. Oh yeah.
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Horror Movie Villain Rings For Every Finger

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Horror Movie Villain Rings For Every Finger
AlexFoxJewelryStudio has several scary and awesome Horror Movie Villain Rings. So many that you could have one on every finger and form an all-star slasher team, which would be great for punching faces. Bam! Have a face full of weirdos and killers. That’s what’s up! You can choose from Michael Myers, Leatherface, Nosferatu, Jason Voorhees, Ghostface and many more.
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These Cool Monster Mugs Will Bite Your Face Off

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These Cool Monster Mugs Will Bite Your Face Off
Etsy seller MonsterMug isn’t called that because of their acne problem or cuz they are just plain ugly. They may be horrendous. Don’t know, never met them. I’ve heard stories though. But they go by that name cuz they make awesome and scary monster mugs. Kinda like that lady cashier I always run into at the Quicky Mart, except those are monster jugs. Really, nothing at all like that, except that it rhymes.

These mugs are fun and playful, but scary and they look like they want to bite your face off. One question: If I’m drinking out of a monster mouth? Are we swapping spit?
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Addam’s Family Candle Set

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Addams Family Candle Set
They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious and spooky. They’re all together ooky. Uncle Fester took a dookie. The Addams Family…. Holy Morticia, this is a cool Addam’s Family Candle Set. The candle light shows through the images, making them look all extra scary. What kind of a name is Wednesday Addams anyway? Who names their kid after a day of the week? I guess it’s better than calling your kid “hump day”. These candles are going to look awesome in your home. Especially if your shelves are like mine and full of cobwebs cuz you don’t clean. My houses is haunted. By laziness.