Human Anatomy Mugs Set

Human Anatomy Mugs Set
Learn about the body while you are putting liquid in your own. This Human Anatomy Mugs Set has a skull, a heart, a brain and a ribcage mug. I think you should stack them up and make a human body in your kitchen. Then whistle and say, “Hey baby, you is stacked!” Then look around and make sure no one heard that. That’s what I would do.

Morphine Mug

Morphine Mug
At last I have a mug for my morphine! A Morphine Mug! *Takes a sip* Oh ho, that’s good stuff… *Hears a distant birdsong. Sees pretty colors as my eyes slowly close.* IIIIIIIIIIII have become… Comfortably numb… *wakes up with a jolt* Where was I? Oh yeah, I was in a hollowed out tree in 18th century france, playing strange games with the fuzzy electric bunnies, but that’s not important right now. My point is, this is a pretty cool mug. *Drifts off again.*

Friday The 13th Beer Glass Chug Chug Chug Ah Ah Ah

Friday The 13th Beer Glass
Chug chug chug, Ah ah ah. This Friday The 13th Beer Glass has everyone’s favorite serial killer along with what he says when he’s chugging beer. The party doesn’t get started until Jason arrives. Dude is a party animal. The downside is that the party ends when he has killed everyone. So yeah, there’s that. Enjoy it while you can I guess.

Maggot Mugs – Drink Up, Then Upchuck

Maggot Mugs - Drink Up, Then Upchuck
Damn, I’m parched. I am so ready for a nice refreshing drink. Serve it up! Hey, what’s this? A Maggot Mug? *Retches violently.* Yeah, I think I’ll just stay thirsty thanks. *involuntarily pukes directly into Maggot Mug and looks down into it.* That seems fitting right? Nothing else makes sense in this mug. Now excuse me while I dry heave for an hour.

From WillinAndChillinArts. I think they forgot illin.

Drink Up With These Crazy and Gross Monster Mugs

Crazy and Gross Monster Mugs
Damn, these Monster Mugs from ScravisMugs are ugly. Those are some faces only a mother could love, even if that mother did have to take ’em down to the river and drown them cuz they so ugly. My beer better not taste like monster brains. At least I can have some company when getting drunk now thanks to these ugly heads. I will have an ugly head to drink from and the mug will have an ugly head drinking from it. We were made for each other.
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