Um, I’ve never seen this Face Mask Gym Hoodie at my gym. Pretty sure I’d remember a hoodie that covers the bare minimum like that. It’s like a hoodie, an apron and underwear all in one piece. This guy’s all like, “I’m a ninja and I’m FAB-U-Less!!! I’ll be your spotter all day long and I won’t stop until I spot ya. Found you! Silly Goose. Now give me twenty reps or you are so in trouble!”
Tag: novelty
Creepy See-Through Masks
It’s the cast of your favorite sitcom. From hell. These Creepy See-Through Masks make anyone look like a killer or at best just a deranged psychopath dressed like Steve Jobs. They know I’m talking about them. Now they are looking at me! Now they are looking at you!
I’m just gonna head out while their attention is on you. Laterz. Have fun with your new friends!
Anatomical Sleeping Bag
I love this Anatomical Sleeping Bag, but I toss and turn a lot, so I’m afraid of punching my kidneys and kicking my intestines all night long. On the other hand this might be a helpful diagram for those nights when aliens abduct you. You can’t sue those dudes for malpractice.
It is literally a body bag. I hope it buzzes when they touch it with tweezers. That damn funny bone always gets you.
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Replica Tub Of The Stuff
Hey look. It’s the stuff. The stuff is awesome. I’m always eating the stuff and touching my stuff. I can’t put my stuff away. Seriously, it’s been a long time since I have seen the movie. All I remember is that this gooey treat is everywhere. A freaky goo that oozes from the earth and is marketed as a dessert.
I think it makes people act like zombies. Sure, I could look it up on Google, but I won’t. Make me punk! Okay, okay, I’m doing it. I just talk tough because I’m afraid to show my emotions. The stuff! Get it before it gets you.
Garbage Pail Kids Flats
Is your name Atom Bomb? Elaine Vein? Wally Tamale? These Garbage Pail Kids Flats are for you. They have Garbage Pail Kids printed all over them. Actually, these are for women. Sorry guys. You’ll have to find some GPK shoes elsewhere.
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