This cool aliens quilt is just like the kind that grandma used to make. After she was abducted by aliens in the middle of the night. It’s full of little green that have eyes featuring NYC Times Square images with parts of buildings, statues, and other stuff.
If they come to get you at night and see this quilt, they will know that we know. Then you’ll wake up and they will know that we know that they know that we know. Ya know? Man, conspiracy stuff is crazy hard and confusing.
Oh Gnome they dit’int! They filled some jars with gnome skulls. Not numb-skulls, which I get called on a regular basis, but gnome skulls. Have you gnome shame? I can’t look. I just feel gnome!
I had no idea that a Large Jar of Garden Gnome Skulls could look so creepy and horrible. Gnome more, please!
Gnome. Gnome on the range. Where the deer and the antelope play…with gnome bones.
Whatcha doin’ rubber lips? Just being a Rubber Lips Wall Hanging and hanging around, waiting to be kissed? What’s that? If I kiss you, you’ll turn into a beautiful full fledged woman? Yeah, but will you still be rubber? Doesn’t matter, my last relationship was the same way. I’ll hang you at lip height so I can kiss you. Then the magic happens. Let’s just get rid of that cigarette first. Those lips sure are nice.
*Looks around to make sure nobody is watching.* You know what, that space is reserved for a poster I have my eye on. I’m just gonna put you wayyy down here at belt buckle level. Just below. Yeah, cuz wall space is at a premium. Hey, you know what…..
Chicken butt!
You people and your dirty minds. I just have very little wall space. Geesh!
That’s good that you created my face first sucka. Now I can tell you that I pity the fool don’t have enough bottle caps to complete my bling! Mr. T Bottle Cap Sculpture gonna look good!
Whatchu waitin’ on fool. You best complete my chains fore I break your face! Whatchu mean you gonna get soda poisoning? Drink up fool. What the- T feeling drowsy. You best not dose T and put him on no plane. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
The A-Team. I learned so much from that show. Like that you can drug people and kidnap them.
These Jesus bandages better turn by bloody gash into wine, cuz I only have like a dollar. I’ll slap Jesus on my fresh wound on my arm, give him like 2 minutes, cuz miracles take time, then rip it off and start sucking that sweet nectar from myself.
*Spits blood everywhere!* What the hell JC! Great, now I’m a vampire.