Damn. These leather skulls are pretty darn awesome. They are made by Heavy Eyes and are made by hand in Brooklyn, using premium leathers. Why are your eyes so heavy? Huh? Huh? Stop hitting yourself! Anyway, they fold the leather and use metal hardware to attach it all together. Leather origami? Osteo-origami? I don’t know what to call it, but these skulls are sweet.
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Men’s I Believe Aliens Crew Socks
Do you believe? The truth is out there man. Aliens exist. These Men’s I Believe Aliens Crew Socks prove it. They show an alien being beamed up into a UFO and waving, all like, “So long and thanks for the sh*t sample!” Damn, how many samples do you guys need? Do you have like a giant poop jar in the middle of the ship or is a colonoscopy just an international alien greeting? You guys should really brush up on your diplomacy. Enough with the butt-stuff!
Intestines, Stomach and Liver Cookie Cutter
Damn! Eat up your insides with this Intestines, Stomach and Liver Cookie Cutter. So you’re eating a cookie with intestines,stomach and liver and you are using your intestines, stomach and liver to eat it! It’s enough to make me want to toss my cookies. Nah. Toss more in my mouth anyway. The intestine ain’t nothing but a long poop chute. A long poop chute full of cookies now. Like a damn Keebler cookie factory, but in reverse.
Gothic Raven Ring
This Gothic Raven Ring is pretty sweet. Squawk! Nevermore! Nevermore! I mean never wore. This ring has never been worn. That I know of anyway. Pro tip: Do not leave this shiny ring out where a raven can get it. They love shiny things and collect them. I had one raven steal a whole bunch of shiny trinkets from me once. Those shiny trinkets were nails holding my house together. So now you know why I’m typing all out in the open, with my walls on the ground around me. God I hate birds!
Ceramic Skull Measuring Spoons
Your kitchen just got creepier. Your pantry will be petrified. Your larder will be… Lardier? I guess I messed that one up. Anyway, these Ceramic Skull Measuring Spoons are magnificent and macabre. Why didn’t I think of this? Measuring by skulls.It makes perfect sense. I’ll have two skulls of sugar please. These are perfect for everyday use, but especially great when baking in the fall.
What the hell is a larder anyway? That’s always how I referred to Walmart customers on scooters, but that ain’t right. Oh well. Sometimes you don’t learn something new everyday and that’s okay too. Cuz you can learn it tomorrow and look smart then. That’s planning for the future right there. Future engineering. You might even say it’s a form of time travel.