I think I found my Halloween hat. This Mad Scientist Brain Specimen in a Jar Top Hat is gonna look awesome on my noggin. I’d tip my hat to you, but my brains would leak all over the place. On your suit, in your eye. HE BLINDED ME, WITH SCIENCE. Actually brain juice. Why are scientists so mad anyway? Probably cuz they don’t get enough sleep. Science is tiring. It should be called shy-ence cuz these dorks are all working alone in rooms underground and stuff.
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Tag: novelty
Beeswax Coffin Candle Set
Mind your own beeswax by displaying this macabre Beeswax Coffin Candle Set in your home or funeral parlor. Macabre. That’s a weird word. Should be said like mac-ab-bree, but people say mac-cobb. Words are weird. That’s okay, we like weird. Imma put a bunch of these on a birthday cake for a really old person and see if I get punched.
Paper Bats Halloween Wreath
It takes a lot of paper bats to make a Paper Bats Halloween Wreath this cool. Unless you’re a witch. Then you can just summon a swarm of bats that darkens the sky and command them to your front door. Of course that’s more of a barrier than a wreath. Maybe it’s both. That would be great. A great barrier wreath. haha. I made a funny. And this time I think I can change myself.
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Cast Iron Skeleton Hand Bottle Openers
Hey, give me a hand with this bottle cap will ya? *Holds out my hand. Someone slaps one of these Cast Iron Skeleton Hand Bottle Openers in my hand* Uh… That’s not what I had in mind. Okay, I’ll try it. Have at it skeleton hand! Whoa! Pretty good. This thing pops caps easier than a LA street gang. *Shakes hands with the skeleton hand* You’re alright Mr. skeleton hand. Ohhhhh. You make a great back scratcher too. Nice.
Krampus Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper
This Krampus Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper makes your tree look effin metal man. Krampus just wants to sit on top, check out your gifts, maybe ask for a sacrifice now and then, which is usually a Kit-Kat or Snickers. Hey, he’s a diva when he’s hungry. I just throw the candy at him and tell him to shut his Kramp-hole.