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Zombie with Dress-Up Clothes Vinyl Magnet Set

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Zombie with Dress-Up Clothes Vinyl Magnet Set
I don’t know how many times I’ve said it. You have to dress up your zombie. I can’t stress this enough. Your Zombie can’t just walk around naked. I mean their naughty parts are all rotten and putrid for one thing. Dress them up people, or don’t keep them as pets. It’s that simple. This Zombie with Dress-Up Clothes Vinyl Magnet Set will help teach you how to dress them for success. Put these magnets on the fridge and have fun putting clothes on an undead form. There’s even a beer can in there. Or maybe it’s an energy drink.

Dress this one and dress the real thing. This ain’t no game peeps. Naked Zombies are the worst. But their naked bodies got a lot of shame in their game. True dat!

Ceramic Skull Measuring Spoons

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Ceramic Skull Measuring Spoons
Your kitchen just got creepier. Your pantry will be petrified. Your larder will be… Lardier? I guess I messed that one up. Anyway, these Ceramic Skull Measuring Spoons are magnificent and macabre. Why didn’t I think of this? Measuring by skulls.It makes perfect sense. I’ll have two skulls of sugar please. These are perfect for everyday use, but especially great when baking in the fall.

What the hell is a larder anyway? That’s always how I referred to Walmart customers on scooters, but that ain’t right. Oh well. Sometimes you don’t learn something new everyday and that’s okay too. Cuz you can learn it tomorrow and look smart then. That’s planning for the future right there. Future engineering. You might even say it’s a form of time travel.

Horror Characters Soap Set

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Horror Characters Soap Set
Do you feel dirty watching those horror flicks? There’s so much blood and gore, you feel like you need a shower right? So invite your horror friends into the shower with you, with this Horror Characters Soap Set. The heads of Jason, Leatherface, Freddy and Michael Myers will lather you up and get you clean. Spoiler alert: Freddy don’t like cleaning your taint. Leatherface doesn’t mind.

Bones Pens Set

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Bones Pens Set
This Bones Pens Set is a great way to bone up on your penmanship. This set is hip and the joint is jumpin’. Socket to me. Hey, stop watching what I write! Are you spine on me? It’s okay. Cool your pelvis. Are you a chiropractor? If so, I would use these pens. If not, you can still use them and creep your friends out.

Haunted Skull and Brains Nesting Measuring Cup Set

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Haunted Skull and Brains Nesting Measuring Cup Set
The next time you’re scaring up some baked goods, use this Haunted Skull and Brains Nesting Measuring Cup Set. Cuz you know everything tastes better when you measure your ingredients in brains and skulls. If you’re making cupcakes, use these Cthulhu Cupcake liners. Let’s see, that’s a brain’s worth of sugar, a skull’s worth of flour and hell, I’m just gonna eat the ingredients and cut out the middleman. In my stomach now!