Teeth. Why do so many Etsy sellers make things from or about teeth? Why so obsessed? Ya’ll are gross. I said that all southern like to make my point. You guys are just nasty. Click through for a bunch of freaky teeth related Etsy finds that you can really sink your teeth into.
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Vicious Cupcake Will Bite You Back
Don’t go all om nom nom on this cupcake, or it is going to bite you back. Basically you will be two hungry freaks eating each other. This cupcake is vicious. If you like killer cupcakes, this one is a whooping $165. from Etsy seller smallandpissed.
Damn, so that’s who took my Etsy name. Now I’m just going to have to be reallysmallandpissed.
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This Teddy Bear Has Teeth
Like seriously. A lot of freakin’ teeth. You might want to put braces on that bro. His name is Eustace and he is seriously creeping me out. He’s all black gums and teeth. I swear, I can hear him going all nom nom nom and clicking those teeth as he moves closer-*jumping out of my flabby blogger skin*
Nevermind. That was my grandma asking how much medication is too much. Same answer as always granny. If you can interact with me, you need more. And for the last time, my name is not “false teeth clicking” mixed with “gum smacking” and followed by an old person sigh.
Anyway, where was I? I have no idea. Neglecting old people is tough work. Oh yeah, this thing looks like it posed for a mutant yearbook. He is most likely to succeed…In biting your face off.
More pics below
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Possessed Demonic Boots Crave More Soles
This is a killer pair of boots. Literally. They are pre-possessed by some demonic entity and have already absorbed the soles of the boots. Now they are ready for more. The devil wear Prada my ass! This is what the devil wears. Apparently he isn’t much for comfort.
On the upside, paying $300 for these boots is nothing since the devil already owns the souls of so many bankers and corporate butt-wipes. More images below.
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Chew On This: Giant Mr. Gross Mouth
Giant Mr. Gross Mouth is here to scare all of the kiddies away from the harmful effects of smokeless tobacco. (Drugs are bad..Mmmmkay?) If you don’t know what the heck “smokeless” tobacco is, it’s that brown stuff you see rednecks cramming in between their cheek and gums. Every now and then, they have to spit on the ground(Or on the floor in a home). I think spitting at bugs might be an age old redneck sport.
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