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Set of 10 Alien Crayons – Gray-ola

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Set of 10 Alien Crayons - Gray-ola
Here ya go little Timmy. Take these alien crayons and draw a nice picture for the psychologist, so you can show him what the alien who abducted you looks like. *Looks at the drawing.* Are you sure this is accurate Timmy? Good. *Looks at drawing. Looks at psychologist. Looks back at drawing. Back at psychologist.*

It was you all along Doc! I should have known by your name, Edstra Trey Estreal! And your gray complexion!

I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling crayons! *Rips his fake human skin off and hops on the wall like Spider-man, before crashing through the window and escaping.*

UFOrb Flying Saucer and Alien Figures

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UFOrb Flying Saucer and Alien Figures
ProgressiveProducts makes these cool UFO ring boxes so you can present the ring and propose the right way! The right way being nerdy as hell with a hint of X-Files. But they also sell cute little aliens that fit right into the cockpit of these UFOs. These are some classy and out of this world desk toys or decorations.

I guess they are also perfect for you if you want to propose to an alien. They will be super impressed by your ring presentation.
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Miniature Skulls of the Fallen

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Miniature Skulls of the Fallen
Oh. Check out these Miniature Skulls of the Fallen. I may be wrong, but I think they got the name cuz some fell down the stairs, another fell off a cliff, another fell in love (Dude fell hard) and another just wanted to stop the world and melt with you, but fell out of a tree. This is basically an instant skull set. If you like that sort of thing, which I do.
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Bat Coffin Clock

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Bat Coffin Clock
You know what time it is. Time for bats! Put this Bat Coffin Clock in your belfry and go batty. It’s a coffin. It’s a clock. Bats are everywhere! What more could you want? Halloween is fast approaching and you’re going to want to decorate. This is the perfect October clock right here. It’s Bat-tastic.

Anatomical Heart Earrings

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Anatomical Heart Earrings
These Anatomical Heart Earrings are awesome. You might say ventricular. In fact, I did just say that. I’m kind of awesome like that. They’re great and I’m not fibbing, I don’t practice defibrillation. I saw these and I was like, “Well put me on the DNR list and smack my butt. Those are awesome.” Then I fainted and they had to get the crash cart and kickstart my ticker. These mini hearts for your ears might just make you a cardiologist or at least a cardi-ear-logist.