Cool Bat Collar Pin

Cool Bat Collar Pin
Bats are really the ultimate accessory. How else else are ya gonna keep your collar closed? Bat wings are perfect for the job. This Bat Collar Pin is fashionable and squeak. I mean chic. Squeak chic.

Bats, bats, they’re right under your nose. Bats, bats, they’re all over our clothes. Put ’em on your belt, put ’em on your collar. Don’t have a bat? Give a bat a holler. Send a bat away and he’ll bring bat a dollar.

This bat-related article brought to you by too much alcohol and not enough common sense.

Marceline The Vampire Queen’s Bass Axe

Marceline The Vampire Queen's Bass Axe
I’ll never forget the first time I saw Adventure Time and heard that theme song, “Adventure Time, c’mon grab your friends..” Since I had none I had to grab a sock puppet and watch it with him. I called him Herbert. He smells like cheese. Anyway, this is Marceline The Vampire Queen’s Bass Axe.

It’s a pretty cool replica and I’m all about that bass. No treble! It looks like an official instrument in the Pepto Bismol battle of the bands. You thrash, you rock, you ease your indigestion and then play something soft.

Beetlejuice – American Gothic

Beetlejuice - American Gothic
It’s Beetlejuice and Lydia Deetz as the American Gothic couple. This is a super cool art print. Unless I’m wrong and it’s the poster for a new Beetlejuice show. Look at Beet(Not gonna type his name 3 times here) hamming it up for the camera like a big old ham. You better stick that fork in yourself ya big old ham. Oh that’s right. Hey hey hey, it’s for hay. You gonna bail on my dude? That’s just a little hay humor. Anyway, shouldn’t you two get back to farming? Or something?

The Grim Reaper Illuminated Wall Sculpture

The Grim Reaper Illuminated Wall Sculpture
Seasons don’t fear the reaper. Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain… I fear that guy, cuz I’m not wind, sun or rain. Although I do break my share of wind both in the sun and in the rain so that others may fear the reaper. This awesome Grim Reaper Illuminated Wall Sculpture reminded me. It makes it look like the old Grimster is coming out of your wall, bearing a light like he just captured your soul.

Damn dude, why ya gotta bug me while I’m sitting at home surfing the internet? And what’s up with those ribs? You can decide who lives and who dies, but you can’t get a shirt that fits right? Actually, I hear ya on that one. My gut makes it a challenge. No, don’t cry! *Sigh* Fine, you hang right there and we can talk all about it. It’s gonna be okay. Now tell me all about it. There there. Don’t be so Grim! Maybe you should write your feelings down in a book. Maybe a grimnoir? I kid. I kid. You look like death warmed over.

Chucky Necklace Relief Pendant

Chucky Necklace Relief Pendant
Hey Chucky! How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I have no idea. Frankly I don’t give a chuck. Check out this Chucky Necklace Relief Pendant. What a relief! Heh! Seriously this thing is creeping me out. If you ladies wear this near your chest ain’t no man grabbing at your jublees! Chucky is on guard. Protecting your boobies with a knife! For the record, I wouldn’t do that. It’s just rude. I would have to be a real boob to try something like that.

Chucky looks so realistic he’s scaring me. Is that real hair? That’s real hair isn’t it? Damn Chucky, nice haircut my brother.