Author: Artemis Winterford

Keyboard Pirates Reminder Memo Note Holders

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keyboard pirates
Shiver me timbers! There be pirates on me keyboard, what look like little ghosts. Are you here to plunder my booty and take all me sexy pictures off me hard drive? I probably shouldn’t have said that. Now ye know! Well, if ye have a use for a bunch of squirrels in bikinis, go ahead and plunder me keyboard, but I’ll not heave to without a fight. Where ye going? Come back! I’m not weird! I just like funny pictures!

These Keyboard Pirates Reminder Memo Note Holders will remind you about stuff that your brain forgets. Just put these note holders on your computer and attach notes to them. Now you’ll remember stuff while you are surfing your favorite websites.

Make Sure You Get Our Facebook Posts

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facebookcreepbayMake sure you get everything from Creepbay on Facebook. If you “liked” us on Facebook you have likely noticed that you don’t see all of our daily posts in your feed. You are only seeing some of the cool things we post! It’s because Facebook is broken. How can you fix this and see everything that Creepbay has to offer?

Just go to our page and hit the “Get Notifications” from the pull down “Liked” menu, as seen in the image here. You’ll get our daily posts in your Facebook feed from now on.

You’re welcome. Now you will see all of the cool and weird stuff we post. And if you haven’t “liked” us yet, stop missing out on cool stuff. Be one of the cool kids.

Batman And Superman On The Toilet Art Prints

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batman superman on the toilet
Hey, Superheroes poop too. Superman’s poop just has the ability to break your toilet into a million shards if he loses bowel control. They don’t call him The Man Of Stool for nothin’! Batman’s poop? Smells dark and brooding. Recedes into dark corners.

These fine art prints will show you that DC Comics’ finest are just like you and me. They have poop inside of them and it needs to get out. Sometimes you have to have a good read while you are waiting. Do you want one of these prints? Of course, you do. Does Poison Ivy poop in the garden?

You can get both of them for $32. from Etsy.

Monster Pencil Holders

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monster pen holder
These pencil holders from Morgan’s Mutations will make your desk a terrifying place. But at least your pencils will be organized and stabbed into the heads of these grotesque monstrosities. The ones with the long tongues are especially scary. Get your number 2 pencils and your nightmares ready!

Use it to hold pencils, pens, anything that needs tidying up on your desk. It will also store and feed off of your fear, but I think that’s pretty obvious. These are great if you have a pen thief in the office. They won’t have the guts to reach for one now. You might even put a fake bitten off finger in there as a warning.
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Puff-N-Fluff Dog Dryer

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puff n fluff
Get ready for the Puff-N-Fluff! What’s a Puff-N-Fluff? I think it’s one of them Harry Potter teams. Could be what Ron and Harry get up to after hours too. Sounds like a relaxing tuck in between two friends. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Anyway this Puff-N-Fluff is basically an astronaut suit for your dog.

You give your dog a bath. He gets water and suds all over the God Damn place and then you suit him up like he’s going to Mars to lift his leg on the Mars Rover and dig up some Martian bones. Only he’s not. You’re going to attach your hair dryer and give him a good blow until he’s nice and clean.

Why can’t I get a suit like this? I like a good blow(dry) as much as any dog.
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