You can find all kinds of dead stuff on Etsy. No, I mean aside from the souls of a countless desperate crafters. Real dead stuff. Not just killed hopes and dreams. Like this Mummified Deformed Fetal Monkey. Ha. Typed Fecal the first time. That’s a whole ‘nother animal. This one looks like Dobby the house Elf from the Harry Potter movies. Only sound asleep and thankfully not moving his gob at anybody. More images of this cute little Fetal, thankfully not Fecal, Deformed Monkey below.
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Author: Artemis Winterford
Life Size Weird Al Yankovic Tortured In A Cage
Holy UHF! Somebody has a problem with song parodies! This life sized horror prop can only be Weird Al Yankovic. You’re not making fun of other people’s music now, are ya punk? I wonder which disgruntled artist locked him up and started working him over? Probably Madonna.
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Haunted Microwave: Hospice Of Horror
So this haunted microwave showed up on eBay for $6,677.88. The listing has a creepy history of how it became haunted and what happened to those involved. So gather around the campfire creeplings. I’m gonna tell you a story. The story of…The Hospice of Horror…
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Hammer Nunchuks: Practice Is Deadly
I remember nunchuks. I spent hours alone in my room, practicing the art of hitting myself in the head, trying to look like Bruce Lee. Even now everything before nunchuks is a blank. And I drool a lot. These Hammer Nunchuks are even more deadly.
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Buy This Vintage Elf With Bunny Ears…Or He’ll Cut You
Buy me now or I swear to the God of all bunny elves, I’ll cut ya! My current owner is selling me so I ain’t got nothin’ to lose. Come at me bro! That pretty face needs the tender care of my box cutter.