Category: Creep Wear

Vintage Bavarian Charivari Fox Teeth Locket

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Vintage Bavarian Charivari Fox Teeth Locket
This Vintage Bavarian Charivari Fox Teeth Locket is some jewelry with bite. *Puts my finger near it. Pulls it away.* This locket idea is crazy. Yeah, crazy like a fox. It’s nothin’ but teeth. This thing belongs on The X-Files. Ya know why? Cuz you wear this and you become Dana Scully. That teeth locket? Fox Molar. Ha ha ha. Get it? The tooth is out there!

If you do wear this, you’re gonna be one foxy lady. *Does the Jimi Hendrix guitar riff* C’mon, you know you’re a cute little heartbreaker… Foxy.

Vintage Bavarian Charivari Fox Teeth Locket

Vintage Bavarian Charivari Fox Teeth Locket

Hey, Why not? – Breast Milk Jewelry

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Hey, Why not- Breast Milk Jewelry
So yeah, Breast Milk Jewelry is a thing now. Whaaaaa Whaaaaa, hey I’m teething over here, hows about you break out one of those tasty milk dispensers and feed me already! Says the baby. But mom can’t. You know why? Because she used all of her milk up to make jewelry. Sad, but true. You’ll just have to stop your whining and drink GMO milk like the rest of us.

All kidding aside… Breast jewelry ever. Even if it is udder-ly ridiculous.

Designer Skeleton Costumes

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Designer Skeleton Costumes
Whoa. Nice bones ladies. Nice bones. I mean it. I would never fib…ula. What’s that? You find me humorous? I was worried I would come off too stern…um. Mind if I check out your carpal tunnel? *SLAP* Damn. Just talking about your bones. Anyway, these Designer Skeleton Costumes from BADINKA let people see right into your skin like you are a walking X-ray. And consider me the TSA, cuz I like what I’m seeing. I might even have to pat you down.

These bones have a healthy glow about them. Not sure where the butterflies came from in that one below though. Wait, I get it. I knew these girls were into me. She’s got butterflies in her stomach. Or bone-r-flies. Uh, that doesn’t sound right.
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Cthulhu Cultist Medallions

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Cthulhu Cultist Medallions
Sweet! These Cthulhu Cultist Medallions mean that I can be a part of the ultra secret society. Or USS as we like to call it. It used to be “Pretty Ultra Secret Society” because it wasn’t completely secret, but we changed it for obvious reasons. PUSS just doesn’t sound cool for an awesome cult.

I’m gonna wear my medallion, chant with my fellow Cthulhu peeps, all in robes, around some ancient idol, while giving secret handshakes and passwords… It’s gonna be so sweet when Cthulhu is summoned from an ancient portal and burns my face off with acid.

Werewolf Eye Pendant

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Werewolf Eye Pendant
This Werewolf Eye Pendant is giving me the stink eye. At least, that’s what I assume, since werewolves all stink. It’s like they captured the eyeball just as the dude was turning into a Werewolf and now you can wear it. I hope you’re happy. Meanwhile, some poor Werewolf is going by the name of “One-Eye” and his depth perception is junk now. Can’t even catch a squirrel. Can’t even sleep with one eye open to watch out for other threats. You have basically signed this guy’s death warrant. Was it worth it? Well?

Yeah, I agree, it’s totally worth it. That’s a rad pendant. He’s still got an eye. No harm done. Not like he could see well enough to hurt you anyway, if he found out.