Category: Creep Wear

Custom Nosferatu Vampire Tank Dress

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Custom Nosferatu Vampire Tank Dress
Man, Nosferatu gets all the girls. Lucky guy. If I was clinging to that body the way this Nosferatu Vampire Tank Dress is, I’d get slapped. Is it a tank top? Is it a dress? I have no idea, but Nosferatu is on the scene, creeping around that girl’s boobies. Oddly enough I’ve heard the same phrase uttered about me. I have to work on my game. Right now I’m at checkers level, but one day I’m gonna be in the world championships of hitting on pretty women. Mind if I practice? Here are some pick up lines:

If I told you I loved Nosferatu, would you hold him against me?

Mind if I rub his bald head?

You must have turned me into a vampire girl, cuz I’m up all night thinking about you.

I think I need a lot of work.

Vampire Costume For Babies

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Vampire Costume For Babies
This Vampire Costume For Babies will turn your little bundle of joy into a well dressed blood sucker. College usually does the same thing, but why wait? You won’t believe your little ray of sunshine after you put this on him. He’ll be drinking from a blood red bottle, adverse to sunlight and may even turn into a bat as he escapes his huggies. What a cute little scamp-pire.

Until he tries to bite your neck at feeding time. It’s all good though. Could be worse. He could be the Wolfman. Baby Wolfmen leave hair everywhere. And whole chicken carcasses.

Octo Girl Octopus Necklace

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Octo Girl Octopus Necklace
She’s an Octo Girl in an Octo world. Lifted up her dress and nearly hurled. Just kidding. I would never lift the dress of an Octo-Girl without her permission. And since I would never get permission, I guess I will never know if the tentacles match the tentacles.

Anyway, this Octo Girl Octopus Necklace is pretty cool. Hello Lady Cthulhu.

Beetlejuice Head Glass Pendant

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Beetlejuice inspired heady glass pendant
This Beetlejuice Head Glass Pendant looks pretty scary. I think it’s based on the cartoon. Like me, this guy features UV reactive hair, teeth,and eyes. I fell into a radioactive container and got superpowers, what’s your excuse? And no, I’m not saying your name three times. Why don’t you say my name three times, huh? That would be a change. It’s always about you isn’t it?

He kinda looks like a radioactive Albert Einstein when he’s all glowing and stuff.
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Hipster Head Bag

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Hipster Head Bag
The Hipster Head Bag lets you carry the head of a hipster around with you as if you have decapitated one and are now using it as a trophy purse. Carry your items inside the head of this hipster and fill his head with something aside from artisanal foods and how to tie off his man-bun under that hat. This bag really is hip. Cuz it’s on your hip.
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