Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn’t put Humpty together again. Maybe that’s because all of the kings horses and all the kings men were a bunch of egg beaters that get off on hurting and bullying beings of the incredible-edible variety until they look like the cracked, withered and beaten mess you see here.
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Category: Creep Wear
Kuato Total Recall Mutant Cosplay
Kuato. He’s like Chucky, but more grotesque and baby-like. Now you can have Kuato on your very own stomach for $149.99. This thing is giving me ulcers and stomach pains just looking at it. I feel like I have my own Kuato bursting out of my gut. You know what? That was just my noon burrito. Ever since lunch I’ve been the star of my own movie called bloatal recall. Oh the pain! Make sure you click through for a super special treat.
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Creepy/Cool: Unicorn Ski Mask For Creepy Mythical Robberies
Okay. Here’s the plan. Sparklehooves, you enter the convenience store first. Take your time getting a Mountain Dew and then browse the magazine rack. MagicMane, you enter after. Pick up a slim jim and a bag of skittles, then read the nutritional info on the back of a bag of Doritoes. I’ll enter last, casually walking up to MagicMane and downing some skittles. It helps calm my nerves. At that point, it’s ski masks on gentlemen. Whinny like you mean it, then get the weapons out. Watch where you’re pointing that horn!
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Ultimate Pimp Cane: Rattlesnake Cane With An Open Mouth
Damn son. If you need yourself a new pimp accessory(Cause you gotta look good when trickin’ out your hoes), this rattlesnake cane is perfect. It has an open mouth and the fangs are right there, ready to tear flesh when you get into a tussle with another pimp.
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Keester Necklace: The Ultimate Acc-Ass-Ory
The Keester. Otherwise known as the ass, booty, buttocks, backside, rump, meat seat, tail, cheeks, fanny, buns, the ole juice caboose, or the gluteus maximus. No matter what you call it, twerking would be nothing without it. Now you can wear one on your neck. Above your cleavage. Which also looks like a butt.
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