Check out this clown fantasy outfit. Here’s an interesting fantasy: Eat a f**king cracker. I kid. I kid. I’m thinking you can buy this $1,235.00 outfit and then team up with the Joker, because if there’s one thing the Batman doesn’t need, it’s another deranged clown at the Joker’s side. I mean, besides Harley Quinn. Look at her jumping out in front of the Caped Crusader, eyes all wide, feigning shock. Oh my. Did I startle you? He he. Are you stunned by my crazy freakishness? Good. He he. Now for a kick to your bat-groin.
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Category: Creep Wear
Live Fast, Die Weird: Full Face Clown Motorcycle Helmet
This custom painted full faced clown motorcycle helmet is made to order. As soon as you pay your $600, one will be freshly painted just for you by Ebay seller alera.of.thailand. Good thing too, because my badass biker gang needs a new theme. You can only get in so much trouble calling yourselves Hell’s Oompa Loompas before you have to change your approach. Everyone is on the lookout for green hair and suspenders now, worried about getting a beatdown with a lollipop. Gotta lay low for awhile. Do some stretches. Work on my height.
This clown helmet is creepy and badass. More images after the break, plus some other badass helmets from the seller.
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Be Fashionably Fecal With The Turd Brooch
Did you poop today? Me either. I’ve been told I need more roughage than what is traditionally in a Hot Pocket sauteed in Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. But when I do poop next, I am totally going to match that poo with one of these awesome turd brooches and wear that Cleveland Steamer with pride.
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Tin Foil Hat Protects Your Dog From Passive Mind Control
You may not be worried about the government controlling your mind, but dogs know better. Ask any dog and they will tell you that there are humans out there trying to brainwash them and turn them into doggy Manchurian candidates. Just who do you think makes Fido lick his balls so often? The CIA that’s who. And also the cubans who killed Kennedy, who are really aliens from outer space.
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This Handbag Takes Things Literally, Is also Handmade
It’s a handbag. It’s handmade. It’s also very handy. No wonder it is full of hands. Brightly colored hands with paint on them. As if this handbag had rolled over a hundred children who were finger-painting pretty flowers and consumed them for all eternity in this bag.
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