Category: Geeky Cool Stuff

The Fowl Awakens: Chickens In Star Wars Costumes

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chickens in star wars costumes
What the cluck? I’m not sure if this is several Chickens in Star Wars Costumes or just a one-chicken Star Wars show. There’s Hen Solo, Princess Lay-A, ChewBAWKa and Cluck-3PO. I don’t even care, I would watch the hell out of this Broadway play. Put ’em in some star wars vehicles and make ’em sing.

Then again, I just watched the dryer toss clothes for like an hour. It was okay, but the plot was a little dry. Could have used a dryer sheet. I felt like they just threw a bunch of stuff in just to see how it all tumbled around. I can only blame myself as the director. Friggin’ diva actors. CUT! You’re a pair of crusty old jeans. Act like it. “Well, what is my motivation? Am I happy that the wash didn’t remove the giant sh*t stain or does it eat at my soul?” It speaks to your mortality and a spastic colon as you strive for a better life. Just dive in already. ACTION!
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Cheetos Bag of Bones

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cheetos bag of bones
You know what I said when I saw this on the store shelf. “C’mon ya old bag of bones!” Cuz I have to keep grandma sharp or she loses focus. Then I pointed out this Cheetos Bag of Bones and told her to buy it for me. Then we argued for like 15 minutes about how much allowance I had left and how much that Star wars figure from the other day cost. There was like $4 left over. Duh! You don’t know!

Anyway, I spent the rest of the night doing forensics on these dusty bones, putting them together like a mad scientist and then eating them like an even madder mad scientist. Like a really aggro, in need of therapy mad scientist. It was awesome.
cheetos bag of bones
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Zombie Evolution T Shirt

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Zombie Evolution T Shirt
*Singing* Everybody’s talking about revolution, evolution… All I am sayyyying…Is give peace a chance.

Now I’m gonna go lay in bed and take questions from reporters. Now where was I? Oh yeah. Evolution. Life’s a b*tch. Then you die. Then you rise again as a zombie. Then you eat brains. Then your skin starts rotting and falling off. Then you get shot in the head by some dude who couldn’t understand your zombie talk. All you wanted was that Reese’s cup he was holding.

Anyway, this cool Zombie Evolution T Shirt puts it all in perspective. I must be the missing link cuz I don’t see tubby nerd represented on this shirt.

Laser Cut Wood Halloween Lanterns

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Laser Cut Wood Halloween Lanterns
EliseKoncsek makes cool and creepy Laser Cut Wood Halloween Lanterns. Too scary for me though. I get scared when people make shadows on the wall with their fingers. These lanterns cast spooky scenes on your walls. I’m talking scary. I mean, way worse than that horrid wallpaper in your room. What? You thought I couldn’t see you from this side of the screen? Of course I can. I am with you always. I see everything…*Heavy breathing.*

So you call the cops. They trace the blog. “Maam, he’s blogging from inside your house. Get out of there now!”

Relax, I would never do that to you. That would ruin, like, my whole gig blogging from your attic and crawlspaces.

Anyway, these lanterns are cool. Not as cool as that area rug in your bedroom, or that bathing suit in your drawer, but pretty cool.
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Instant Cemetery Displays

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Instant Cemetery Display
Check this out! Boom! Instant Cemetery! Which beats dying and boom! Instant cemetery! These displays are ready to display for Halloween or just year long weirdness. 17 hand drawn tombstones for your mantle, with matching storage tin. They can be lit by candles or holiday lights. Pretty spooky.

Call me a gravedigger cuz I dig this all day long! Get one for yourself and play some creepy theremin music. The seller crafterella has several sets available.
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