Category: Geeky Cool Stuff

Realistic Animal Lollipops

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realistic animal lollipops
These Realistic Animal Lollipops were created by Amezaiku artist Shinri Tezuka. Amezaiku is the Japanese craft of lollipop-making, which dates back to the 700s. Wow, humans have been sucking for a long time. I thought it was just the younger generation. You learn something new everyday. And then you forget it, because you get distracted by other weird stuff.

So Shinri Tezuka makes realistic lollipops for the suckers who visit his Tokyo shop. Hey, that’s what they are. Me? I don’t suck mine, I like to lick it all day long and savor it. Hey! What’s so funny? I like lollipops. I take my time. Unlike that Tootsie Pop Owl.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of your goldfish pop? Let’s find out. a-one *lick* a-two *lick* three *chomp* What in the seven kingdoms of candy hell? That’s a real goldfish!
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Melted Monsters

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melted monsters
These monsters from Monsterarm are all melted and freaky. But in a good way. They’re cute, crazy and creepy. I especially like the guy on the toilet, who was inspired by the movie “Ghoulies”. I like how he got that drippy effect on all of these monsters, like they’re melting down into a pile of goo. Is it wrong that I want to lick them?

These melted monsters will melt your heart, then eat it all up like a gooey bloody grilled cheese sandwich. Which reminds me. It’s lunch time. Later peeps and creeps. This monster is hungry.
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Chocolate Tools

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chocolate tools
Everybody needs some chocolate tools in their toolbox. These tools are made from chocolate. So if you have a screw loose and need a chocolate fix, grab a wrench and shove it in your mouth. The wife wants to know how the plumbing is coming along. *yelling* Just fine dear. *Om nom nom nom* Nothing going on in here. *Nom nom* Everything is just fine. *door opens*

Hi dear.

WHAT is all over your mouth and face? Have you been sneaking chocolate again?

Um….Blew in the sewer pipe…Had some uh… blowback. Toilet is working now. If you’ll excuse me, I’ll just pack up what’s left of my tools and be off. Good day.
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Chomping Shark Slippers

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shark slippers
Man, I’m beat. I spent all day installing some sea blue carpet so I can wear these Chomping Shark Slippers and shuffle back and forth in search of chum. I call it shark room.

The first rule of shark room is: We don’t talk about shark room.
The second rule of shark room is: You don’t enter without wearing your chompers.
The third rule of shark room is: You don’t blog about shark room.

Well, I guess I’m out, having violated rules 1 and 3. It was fun while it lasted.