Enter your home like a one man SWAT team. Extract this Schlage 45 Caliber Gun Design Key Blank from your tiny holster, insert it in the lock and pew pew pew! You’re in. Take cover! Take cover! It’s okay. We’re all clear! Pop some hot pockets in that microwave and put some Star Trek on that TV.
It’s good for opening your door or for holding up tiny animals, because it feels just like a real tiny gun in their backs. Long story, but trust me on this one. I have a lot of rodents around here.
Etsy seller twistedsisterarts must have killed a lot of dragons to make these awesome Gothic Eye Jewelry pieces. She has headpieces, pendants, cloak fasteners and more. I wonder where she stashes the corpses.
I bet her jewelry stand transmits to a wall of TVs in dragon heaven, where they watch her through their dead eyes and count the days until they can have sweet revenge. I like the pink eye below the best. Maybe because I’ve had it so many times. Washing your hands is for sissies.
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I have never been so dirty that I have needed a gun and some bullets to get clean. But just in case I ever am that filthy, I’m going to get me this Soap Pistol With .45 Caliber Bullet Candles. I can look tough while bathing, as I rub this gun all over my body, under the light cast from some bullet candles.
Pew! Pew! Pew! Hey, my gun is shrinking! Is that normal? No, not that gun!
This is my rifle, this is my gun. One is for bathing and one is for fun!
These Gentlemen’s Club Face Coasters attach to your nose and let you change your face. It beats plastic surgery! These are perfect for when you need an instant disguise.
These coasters are double sided so this set of 20 will let you choose between 40 different images. No one is going to recognize the lower half of your face. You can be an old man, choose from several mustaches, meth teeth and more. Pretty sweet!
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