Category: Just Plain Weird

‘They Live’ Donald Trump Mask

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'They Live' Donald Trump Mask
No matter what you think of Donald Trump and his bid to be president, I think we can all agree that all of these guys are psychopaths, aliens and reptiles. It’s all about the new world order and the illuminati making us slaves and taking over the world. Which reminds me, I need to make a new tin-foil hat tonight, but all I have is Saran-Wrap.

Anyway, this ‘They Live’ Donald Trump Mask exposes one of the corporate elite for what they really are. A formaldehyde faced freak that just wants you to consume, obey, and stay asleep. Well, I’m not sleeping. I’m wide awake. Do you hear me? I’m wide awake and coming for you- Ohhhh! Dancing With The Stars is on. I’m off to make some popcorn!

Chainsaw Oven Mitt And Necronomicon Casserole

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Chainsaw Oven Mitt And Necronomicon Casserole
Etsy seller StellarEvolutionD is pretty handy in the kitchen. She not only whipped up this cool chainsaw oven mitt, but also baked that sweet-ass necronomicon casserole you see there. It’s so neat it’s sassy. That makes it a sass-erole!

What time is dinner? I’ll be over at 6. I’d like the whole face part for myself though. We can take turns wearing that oven mitt and pretending we are chopping each other’s limbs off. That’s a fun night. We’ll end it with a food fight. Sorry, gotta go. You can clean up. Thanks for the grub. See you at the next necronomi-con.
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Zombie Chia Pet

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Zombie Chia Pet
Cha cha cha Chia! This Zombie Chia Pet is a great way to decorate your home with a zombie that won’t eat your brains. I don’t think. It just looks like a zombie crawling out of the grass. I’m no good with pets so I’m just gonna pass on this one. I would probably forget to feed it and that’s when the zombie would come after me trying to get a brain snack. He’s in for a big surprise. There’s not much there. The joke is on you Chia Zombie. Why do you think I forgot to feed ya.

Dig These Crazy Creature Fossils

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Dig These Crazy Creature Fossils
These creature fossils from Dustfull let you have some neat creature bones in your home without having to dig them up. I know that my neighbors get really pissed when I dig in their yard, even though I know for a fact that there is a giant T-Rex buried there. Hey, I was as quiet as I could be with that bulldozer. They don’t come with silencers. If they did I would be digging everywhere at night and stealing bones.

They have mermaid fossils, bats, dragons and more. I told you dragons exist! But no, you wouldn’t listen. Why would they show them on Game of Thrones if they were fake? Next you’ll be telling me that half the boobs on the internet are fake. Whatevs. Do your research.
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Realistic Snake Canes

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Realistic Snake Canes
Mike Stinnett makes canes. Canes that look like snakes. I’m talking they look like they are gonna bite you. The level of realism in his work is incredible. This is the ultimate in walking accessories. It’s also the ultimate in accessories that will scare the hell out of people. I’m scared just looking at these canes. Pro tip: Never take your cane into the wilderness and set it down, cuz you know you’re gonna pick up a real snake by accident and get bit.

Elderly people like to beat others with canes. That’s just a fact.And it would be so much more satisfying to see someone get beat with a stiff snake. Maybe that’s just me.
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