This wall tentacle sculpture or as I like to call it, Cthulhu glory hole, is pretty awesome. Cthulhu can stick his stuff through it while you rub lotion on his suckered tentacles or whatever. It’s perfect for those guys who like to play that suffocation game too. Just put the bag over your head and let the tentacles tighten around your neck. Good times.(Not really. Never try that at home. Trust me on that one. Cthulhu has a super kung-fu grip.)
Jules Verne had to go 20,000 leagues under the sea for that kind of action(since it’s not acceptable behavior), while you can have it in your home for just $3,500.00.
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