The Horror That Is Snuffleupagus Cthulhu

snuffleupagus cthulhuSnuffleupagus or snuffaluffagus is a special cuddly elephant-something that every kid knew at one time, from Sesame Street. Well, apparently this cuddly and gentle creature has been turned into an ancient evil. And he is awake to terrorize the world.
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Nasco Lifeform Simulaids Baby Birthing Mannequin(With Ripped Cervix)

nasco babyNasco, maker of creepy and weird medical teaching devices, strikes again. As a man, I’m just going to have to practice my breathing techniques to get through this article without passing out. It’s cool that this company made so many things to teach doctors, but do they have to be so creepy?
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Infector Gadget May Be The Creepiest And Coolest Action Figure Ever

infector gadgetDo do do do do Infector Gadget do do do do do doo doo! This nasty little zombie freak will be the hottest(and nastiest creepy) action figure this year. Only $50. He is 8 inches of pure WTF awesomeness. Coincidentally that’s what I usually say to the ladies, but that always ends in laughter, followed by a debate about whether you can include the taint in the measurement. After that it’s just tears and a bucket of ice cream for me.
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Life Hack: Buy Plates With Ants Already On Them

ants on dishesLooks like the ones I already own, but what the hell, they match my dishware, being all black spotted and crawling. These plates already come with real ants on them. No need to just set your dish on the counter and wait for them to swarm like the Borg Collective maniacs they are.
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