Tentacle Headband

Tentacle Headband
Tentacle Headband sounds like some kind of octopus themed heavy metal head banging group, but it’s not. It’s a cool new piece of head gear that brings you one suckered tentacle closer to Cthulhu. It’s made from wiggly rubber that gives it an authentic and likely gross feel. Which is what you want from a tentacle.

So it will feel like Cthulhu actually has his tentacle on your head. Not in a pervy way. Get your head out of the gutter. Like he’s saying, “You look FABULOUS. So proud of you. Gonna make you look awesome today. Why do you think I’ve waited for like millions of years ya silly goose. The ancient evil of style has awakened more fab than ever.” *Tentacles mimic hand snaps all around* “Let’s do that foundation girl. How’s the love life. uh-huh. Uh-huh!”

Baby Doll Head Leggings

Baby Doll Leggings
Dear God in heaven! In the name of all that is holy, those are some hauntingly creepy Baby Doll Head Leggings. It’s like a portal to hell opened up and they all came spilling out! I can hardly even look at their faces. Fun fact: I am so disturbed I almost typed, “I can hardly look at their feces”. That would actually be preferable to these demonic doll heads.

If you look real close some of them look like they have butt-heads. God help us all. The demon doll head invasion has begun!

Sexy Halloween Witch Shoes

witch shoes
Damn. Those are some sexy Halloween witch shoes girl! What do ya say we hook up? I’ll make you curl your toes like a house landed on you. Baby we could- *POOF! Turns into a frog.*

*Poof* I’m back. Dang. Just sayin’ they’re sexy. Oh, it smells like you got something cooking in your cauldron. Also, do I smell bread? Does that make you the Wicked Witch of the Yeast? Is it done yet? Can I eat over? Please? Please?

*Poof!*

Black Onyx Spider Sterling Silver Cuff Bracelet

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I hate sliders! I mean spiders! I hate the old Sliders TV show too, but for completely different reasons. I guess I’m dealing with a lot of repressed stuff today for that to come bubbling up to the surface. Spiders always do this to me. Anything on 8 legs stresses me out. *Breathing. Finding a place of zen.*

This Black Onyx Spider Sterling Silver Cuff Bracelet gives me an idea. Everytime I kill a spider, I’m gonna encase it in clear plastic so I can wear a spider ring on every finger. Plus have a spider cuff for each arm. That way when I get to the Boss Spider, I can punch it’s lights out with my spider-fists of fury and block it’s strikes with my cuffs.

On second thought that may have been the end an old Nintendo game.

Drinks With Death Halloween Fascinator

Drinks With Death
This Drinks With Death Halloween Fascinator doesn’t scare me. I’ll drink death under the table. ANOTHER! *Slams shot glass down on the table. Wipes my lips with my arm. Stares intently at death. Then passes out and hits the table after the first drink.*

This fun Halloween Fascinator (That’s a fancy word for putting absurd things on your head.) has a drunken skeleton clutching a cherry-topped cocktail and a light-up brain. Which describes the end of my work day pretty well actually. He’s even laying in the same position, except I’m clutching my computer, not a brain. There are also two eyeballs.
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