I like my USB hubs to look like I just dug them up from a graveyard, so this 4-Port USB Skull Hub is right up my cranium. I mean alley. Not only does it have 4 USB ports, but you can use the top to hold some of your desk junk because like me when I blog, this guy doesn’t need to use his brain.
You can do what you want, but I’m giving this guy googly eyes and calling him Bones. He can call me Kirk. Damn it Jim I’m a Skull not a googly-eyed doctor!
Now we join an alien abduction already in progress…
“Beeble-brix zat-sylum kubri-saq.” Nudges his alien buddy and points at the Alien Tie the victim is wearing.
“Axl-herkl Haw-gab nee-srink!” *LOL* Which translates to, “He worships us. This one deserves extra lube!”
Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
Kraken of the Sea. Isn’t that what happens when the can says Chicken of the Sea, but when you open it, tentacles flail out, getting all in your nostrils and stuff? Happened to me once. Tickled.
This Kraken Of The Sea Hooded Scarf is a hoodie and a scarf in one. It’s being modeled by a lovely redhead who was just a mermaid in the wrong place at the wrong time. The right place would have been my place. The right time? 9 o’clock. Before you come over, slip into something a little more casual. I already have tentacles that will be all over you. *Raises eyebrows up and down.*
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These Donut Worry Socks say Donut Worry, Eat Happy. Doughnuts are an amazing food. A super food. Doughnuts are also what you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over. You think he giggles now. Try poking him in his warm and flaky bits.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut make me down a whole box, cuz I will! I have the socks to prove it.
It’s never too early to indoctrinate your dolls into the world of the Illuminati. This RIP NWO Miniature Dollhouse Illuminati Tombstone will help.
I’m confused. Are their plans for a New World Order dead? Or is it saying “Rest In Peace” because the New World Order has arrived? Either way, the Illuminati will be watching your dolls with that all-seeing-eye. *Makes triangle symbol with hands.*
My work here is done.