Manson The Hutt.
He had a big butt.
Made Leia a slave
in his fat slug cave.
Had him some moobs,
when you were still newbs.
Then put out the hits,
Despite liquid sh*ts.
Immature much? Yes. Yes I am.
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Tag: art
Needle Felted Frankenstein Ornament
This Needle Felted Frankenstein Ornament will look great on your Halloween tree. What, you don’t have a Halloween tree? I have a tree I use all year long. I put eggs on it for Easter, candy for Valentine’s Day and so on. The best is St. Patricks Day when I decorate the tree with beer and pay two red-headed leprechauns to slap-fight each other beneath it.
Anywho, back to Frankenstein. Or Franklin N. Stein. Or Francis Ken Stein. Aliases, monsters have them. Deal with it. Experience the softer side of this monster with your own soft head. Well, his own head.
Crazy Halloween Cat Doll
Halloween cat doll.
Hear her roar.
Got her own pet name.
It’s Pussums Galore.
Got her own montage.
This feline is the shizz.
Steppin’ to her box.
Gonna take a whizz.
I have no idea what this is. It’s a “Halloween Cat Doll”. Shown in a nice montage. She appears to have a decorative staff in one hand and a pumpkin in the other, so she’s ready to kick butt.
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Needle Felted Octopus Tentacles
Bring the terror of the deep to your desk or coffee table with these cool Needle Felted Octopus Tentacles. It came from the deep and now you are in the deep. Caca that is. This 6 piece sculpture consists of 3 different sized tentacles and accompanying wave breaks. They look downright terrifying.
I’ll put them on my table, but if it reaches for my potato chips, I’m laying the smack down. It better not get all touchy feely on me when I’m watching TV. Just cuz you’re made of felt doesn’t mean I’m gonna get felt up. Behave.
Sarah Squid Seems Sad
Sarah Squid Seems Sad. Maybe she’s mad, I can’t tell. I’ll say this. She’s well dressed for her period. No, I just mean she’s dressed in period clothing. Not saying it’s that time of the month. Although, judging from that grumpy look… Am I right guys?
*Gets slapped by a suckered tentacle and knocked to the ground.* No, I’m just saying that style is period appropriate, you know- *Smack. Gets face full of squid ink.* Hey that ink is red. You really are- *Smack!* Staying down this time ma’am.
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