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Huge Mr. T Bottle Cap Sculpture

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Huge Mr. T Bottle Cap Sculpture
That’s good that you created my face first sucka. Now I can tell you that I pity the fool don’t have enough bottle caps to complete my bling! Mr. T Bottle Cap Sculpture gonna look good!

Whatchu waitin’ on fool. You best complete my chains fore I break your face! Whatchu mean you gonna get soda poisoning? Drink up fool. What the- T feeling drowsy. You best not dose T and put him on no plane. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

The A-Team. I learned so much from that show. Like that you can drug people and kidnap them.

Skeleton Candle Holders

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Skeleton Candle Holders

The folks over at zedszombieranch sell these cool Skeleton Candle Holders, which make skeletons your slaves, effectively making you the king of skeletons. You might say you’ll have a skeleton crew. I made a funny. I made a funny. I laughed so hard, I also made a not so funny in my pants, but that’s TMI. Also TMT. Too Many Tacos. Clean up in aisle me!

Get yourself a skeleton army and some candles to go with them.

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Monster Bottles Inspired By Lovecraft

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Monster Poison Bottles
These personalized Monster Bottles Inspired By Lovecraft look amazing. OrionOddities makes all kinds. I’mma fill mine with with green soda and call it Montain Cthulu-Dew! Maybe fill ’em with chocolate sludge and call it Goo-Hoo.

Awesome. Did you say they are personalized?

Yeah, they’re pretty cool.

*One week later.*

Here’s your birthday gift!

Oh sweet! The Lovecraft bottles I wanted!

Check it out. I had them personalize them.

*Checks them out.* They all say, “Enjoy your Monster drinks you fat f**k!” *sigh* I will. You are so thoughtful. And descriptive. *tear falls from eye.*
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Calamityware: Disastrous Dinner Plates

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Calamityware Disastrous Dinner Plate Dishes
You know those old plates that your grandmother had? The ones with the cobalt blue patterns, with floral designs and landscapes? These are like those plates. Only cooler. Don Moyer creates this line of Calamityware dinner plates. They have all kinds of weird and disaster type themes like flying monkeys, a UFO attack, giant robots and giant sea monsters.

See grandma! My plates are way cooler! Even if I can’t feed myself cuz I’m an adult man-baby. Where’s my mac and cheese already?
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
You say tomato, I say tomatoe. Can’t we just agree that this Attack of the Killer Tomatoes sculpture looks like a grumpy old mater who lost his teeth? Of course we can. If he had a fist he would be shaking it, telling you to get out of his garden!

Plus he’s got some serious chapped lips. Thanks monsanto! Grumpy old tomatoes are just what we needed. I hope it bites my neck in the night rather than a slow death by telling me boring ass stories about when he was a kid.

Click through for a creepier pic.
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