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Amazing Custom-Made Horror Movie Chess Set And Table

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horror chess setGet ready to play the scariest chess game that you have ever played with this custom $3,500.00 chess set and table. It has custom horror movie pieces like Frankenstein, Dracula, Medusa, Godzilla and more. The pawns are Igor from “Young Frankenstein”. The board and the coffin that holds the pieces are filled with classic characters and themes from various movies.

This one of a kind chess set is perfect for fans of the horror genre and it is an art piece that will be the center of your Gothic mansion or Werewolf cave.

Click through for a ton of detailed images.
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Sometimes Her Arms Bend Back: Twin Peaks Laura Palmer Doll

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Laura PalmerTwin Peaks. Great place to visit. I wouldn’t want to live there though. Who am I kidding? I would live there just to eat the apple pie and drink the coffee. Speaking of TP(I mean Twin Peaks, not toilet paper), check out this $450. Laura Palmer doll from Etsy seller MisforMadness.

She comes all wrapped up in plastic, ready to throw in a lake and the box looks like her diary. Open it up and you see the red room. Pretty awesome. She even comes with an owl. You can check out more images below.

Fun fact. I used to date a woman called the log lady. They didn’t call her that because she carried around a piece of wood, but because she was always stacking logs like a lumberjack in the poop room. Went through two ceiling fans and a case of scented candles before I had to call it off. Such is life.
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Fine Shart: Hands On Keyboard With Stick Figure

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fine shartFor $79. you can own a pair of hands on a keyboard, that also shows a stick figure kid off to the side. Hey, when your kid is home from Kindergarten with the flu, you get that kid crafting. Then you sell it on ebay. It teaches them about capitalism.

“Daddy, look what I made. It’s your hands as you write on Creepbay.” Tear to my eye. That’s great champ. Hug.

Two weeks later…Waving around the cash. “Hey Kid, look what I made. Gonna need you to stay home today. Try to come up with something a little better than Daddy’s hands this time. Study this Picasso guy.”

Daddy’s hands indeed. The kid ain’t too bright. If they were daddy’s hands, they would be all over mommy. He knows that.

Create a Womb With A View: Pregnancy Belly Painting Kit

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pregnancy belly painting kitIt’s never too early to get your kid into art. You might as well start when they are in the womb, by painting weird and creepy scenes on that baby bump. That kid isn’t doing anything now aside from hurting your back and robbing you of precious minerals. Might as well make a weird statement on that belly, so you can embarrass them with pictures later in life. You can find the Belly painting kit here.
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Tattooed Marilyn Monroe Painting

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Tattooed Marilyn Monroe PaintingDamn Marilyn. That ain’t gonna look good when you’re 80 years old. Ohhhhhhh, my bad. Now I feel awkward. Don’t worry about it. Just enjoy the time you have. Mind if I take a look and see what’s under that Martini glass?

This painting is called “Tattoos Are a Girls Best Friend” from artist Alexis Covato. Apparently, so are sleeping pills. Did he just say that? Yeah I did. Get it for $750 on eBay.