This is an awesome Variety Pack Of Men’s Crew Socks. You get some of nature’s most bizarre supernatural predators all in one package. There’s a vampire, Bigfoot, an alien and some skulls. I say sock it to me. You can mix and match ’em too. I’m gonna wear the vampire and the alien together. Or maybe Bigfoot with the alien, cuz everyone knows that UFOs drop off Bigfoot in the woods. Your feet are gonna freak over these socks.
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Mummified Yeti Hand
Hey Yeti can you give me a hand? Thanks. And gross. This Mummified Yeti Hand still has a bunch of hair attached above the wrist. There isn’t any shots of the palm so we don’t know if he was a chronic pee-pee toucher or not, but my theory is that they all are, cuz that’s why they’re so hairy. Dude could definitely use some moisturizer.
Bigfoot Riding a Giant Crab
Bigfoot is the man! Or the Squatch! Who else can make his home in a stick pile in the woods? Who else could battle the Six Million Dollar man? Who else gets dropped off by a spaceship just to drop a deuce then go back home? Who else could ride a giant crab? This Bigfoot Riding a Giant Crab captures the awesomeness of Sasquatch. You know what he did after he rode this crab? He punched it and dug in and had crab cakes! Hey, he was feeling crabby! Crab and cryptid collide in this messed up sculpture made with a real crab.
Bigfoot Kidnapping Gnomes Statue
When one mythical creature starts kidnapping other mythical creatures, you know things are bad, as evidenced by this Bigfoot Kidnapping Gnomes Statue. Technically it’s gnome-napping. Which is a misde-minor. Get it? Misdemeanor… Misde-minor cuz their so small. He’s probably gonna take them back to his cave or stick-hut and cook them for dinner. Maybe he just wants company too. Or slaves. Maybe he’s gonna make them build him a Bigfoot castle.
Cryptid Monster Necklaces
Accessorize with some cryptids. These Cryptid Monster Necklaces feature hand drawn images of the world’s most elusive monsters. For when you are in the mood to wear a Chupacabra, Bigfoot, The Jersey Devil or any of the other mythical monsters that roam our world, but remain in the shadows. Pro tip: The Jersey Devil is a guy named Earl who will overcharge you for a used car, with a body in the trunk, but you’ll take it anyway cuz you have to get the hell out of New Jersey.
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