Hey Larpers and nerds of other stripes. Are you a Wizard in need of a staff? You could do far worse than to buy this Odd Fellows ritual turkey head staff. Now every spell you cast will be enchanted with the words “gobble gobble” and you will look like a pimp every Thanksgiving.
Also, at the end of the day, your hand might smell like a butterball. This is $740 of strange spell casting awesomeness.
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Well, what can you say about the $185. “black tar fetus sculpture”? This poor guy was tarred, but interestingly, not feathered. Luckily for him, the tarring made a sweet superhero-type mask on his face, even if it is burned into his flesh.
And that is how an average fetus became…The Feto-Bandito! Fighting for truth, justice and anti-tarring everywhere. Here we see his final moments, when his arch enemy defeated him with more tar and some syringes. Here he utters his final words, “Feto-Bandito..*cough-cough*..is…finito!”
It is a sad hero whose origin story is also his death story.
Where Unicorns are sweet and magical and rainbow bright, and all about chasing virgins and pooping skittles, the Unicorn Rat is all about hanging on your wall and looking like an evil overlord.
His eyes will follow you wherever you go and he will shoot magical dark rays from his horn which make you do his bidding. (Things like making you dance in your underwear on a carpet of spring-loaded rat traps, while rubbing hot sauce all over your body. Yeah, he’s sick like that!) He is surrounded by glass bubbles of evil as if he is just now breaking into our plain of existence. Beware the Unicorn Rat. And whatever you do, DO NOT feed it.
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You see that Elf on a Shelf doll? The one holding the knife? Well, it was recently sold to some poor idiot for a Best offer of somewhere under $39.99 on Ebay. The seller was selling it because as soon as she took the elf off the shelf and put it away, strange stuff started happening. Let this be a lesson to us all. KEEP THE ELF ON THE SHELF! Or else!
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I’ll be honest, I don’t know anything about fashion, but I’m sure that many “ladies of the night” or “working girls” will appreciate that these leggings come with the knees already dirty. It’s gonna happen anyway, might as well buy them pre-soiled and get down to business.
BJ knees are gonna be hot this year, I just know it.