Cats are everywhere. They’re clogging the internets and filling up the homes of crazy cat ladies. You can’t get rid of them. Just ask these horror movie characters. They all have cats, because cats are a natural de-stresser. There’s nothing more stressful than being a horror movie character and killing people for a living. These prints from StupidAnimalShop celebrate their relationship with these little fur balls and show their softer side.
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CitiKitty Cat Toilet Training Kit
Your cat wants to be just like you so train that mangie minx to use the toilet with the CitiKitty Cat Toilet Training Kit. Look fluffy, it’s 2015. Why are you still peeing and pooping in a box? And making me clean it? You think that’s funny? Now get on that toilet and drop some bombs. There’s some catnip in it for you if you don’t pee on the seat.
This kit includes a training seat and insert, guide, tip card, and catnip. Tip card? I’m not tipping that cat to do what he should be doing anyway. Here’s a tip: Flush afterwards. And the carpet is not toilet paper.
Cat Butt Coasters: The Quicker Pucker-Upper
Tired of friends leaving sweat rings or drink stains on your tabletop? No worries. Try these Cat Butt Coasters: The Quicker Pucker-Upper. Just lay them out when you have company and these little clenched up Cat butts will keep your surfaces clean.
Keep them away from that one guy. You know, that one guy everybody knows, who has to be the joker and like, starts pushing M & M’s through the pink knitting in the center. He’s all like, hey look at this guys. He gives a chocolate suppository to the coaster and embarrasses everybody, so that you regret even inviting him over. Yeah, sadly I am that guy.
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Coffin Shaped Pet Bed For That Final Cat Nap
This $45 coffin bed for pets prepares your pet every night for that final deep sleep. If you are pissed off at your pet send them a clear message with this bed.
I guess the upside is that if fluffy doesn’t wake up one day, you can just put a lid on it and start digging. Your cat will be a real Nest-faratu when they lounge in this bed. They might even start sleeping through the day and roaming your house at night. Wait-
Mine already does that. And those aren’t mosquito bites on my neck. I think I need a ball of string and a wood stake.
Click through for more pics of this bed complete with the vampire cats who love it.
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