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Giant Inflatable Furry Black Cat

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giant black catMouse problem in your yard. Go for a nuclear solution and get this massive 8 foot inflatable cat. You will never see a mouse again! In fact, this giant cat will keep everything away from your yard. Maybe even trick or treaters. And that means more candy for you. I usually buy a bag of Reese’s peanut butter cups and a bag of old lady candy. I keep the former for myself and give the latter out to all of the little ghouls and fools.

Haha. Suckers. Get the good stuff when you’re old enough to buy it yourself! That’s probably why the side of my house looks like a runny omelet and why my tree looks like a toilet paper dispenser from hell. It’s like the friggin’ Purge around here by like 8 o’clock.

Anyway, this giant and ferocious cat has a furry plush coat, glowing eyes, and an animated head that turns to look around. Get the furry version or a non-furry version. Video below.
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Twin Peaks Red Room Diorama In A Can

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twin peaks dioramaEtsy seller Boxartig is selling this cool Twin Peaks Red Room Diorama which comes in a fancy can. Pretty neat. If you want to relive some scenes from the classic show, it beats hiring a dwarf and pumping him full of acid so he dances around, snapping his fingers while talking backwards.
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Felt Food: Looks Delicious, Is Not Nutritious

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felt foodEtsy seller Tatestastees owes me a lunch. Thanks for making me hungry and offering nothing but tasty looking felt food. I tried to eat one of your cornish game hens and it gave me cotton mouth. On the plus side, I had the softest poop of my life. I might do it again. Very relaxing and cleansing. (Word of warning. DO NOT mistype the seller name. Tatespastees only has stuff to cover your nips. Glad to pass that on.)

If you have a felt food fetish, welcome to heaven. Tatestastees has all kinds of felt food. French fries, meat, pizza, lasagna and much more. Click through for more images.
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Zombucks Zombie Coins Will Be The Currency Of The Apocalypse

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zombucksWhen zombies take over and feast on your brains, the survivors are going to need a new currency. That currency is Zombucks. Coins that depict historic walkers. And I ain’t talking George Herbert “Walker” Bush. That was a whole different kind of monster.

Forget bottle caps and bartering. Use the currency of your current shambling and rotting masters to buy what you need from other survivors. You can choose from many sets and designs.

Will you be broke during the apocalypse? Yeah, I probably will be. Why should things be any different under a zombie regime?

Nintendo Game Boy: Darth Vader, TMNT And Back To The Future Editions

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game boy toyEtsy seller Theworldisagameboy takes their user name seriously, turning Nintendo Game Boys into all kinds of cool toys. These are fully functional Game Boys that have been pumped up on steroids, like this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle that looks like he will bite your head off and spit down your neck if you beat his Tetris high score. Come at me bro! I will totally crush your high score as you are beating at my knuckles with your little turtle fists. This guy is $263.57.

Click through to see more images, including a Darth Vader Game Boy and a Back To The Future Game Boy. Great Scott!
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