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Bigfoot Molar

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Bigfoot Molar
This Bigfoot Molar is a reproduction of a tooth found on a Bigfoot skeleton in a cave. Basically some human kids found a skeleton and plucked this molar as evidence. You can read the whole story at the link. What do you think this is, story time? What, do I amuse you? I’m a funny guy huh? You talkin’ to me? Are you talkin’ to me? Sorry. Gonna have to lower the dosage on those candy bars that Doctor ME prescribed. Too much sugar.

Me? I don’t need a tooth for evidence. It’s on the internet, so it must be true. That is one huge Molar. Better than having two I guess. Than Bigfoot would be bi-molar as well as bi-polar…bear.
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Dig These Crazy Creature Fossils

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Dig These Crazy Creature Fossils
These creature fossils from Dustfull let you have some neat creature bones in your home without having to dig them up. I know that my neighbors get really pissed when I dig in their yard, even though I know for a fact that there is a giant T-Rex buried there. Hey, I was as quiet as I could be with that bulldozer. They don’t come with silencers. If they did I would be digging everywhere at night and stealing bones.

They have mermaid fossils, bats, dragons and more. I told you dragons exist! But no, you wouldn’t listen. Why would they show them on Game of Thrones if they were fake? Next you’ll be telling me that half the boobs on the internet are fake. Whatevs. Do your research.
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Needle Felted Monster Dwelling Play Set

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Needle Felted Monster Dwelling Play Set
This Needle Felted Monster Dwelling Play Set lets you experience the soft side of monsters. It has a bunch of monsters, some bones and a skull that represent a recent meal and some other details. They look like they are coming out of their soft monster holes and into our world. I like playing with needle felted action figures myself. I make my own from dryer and belly button lint. Mine are true DIY. Stands for Damn It’s Yucky!

Baby Chupacabras

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Baby Chupacabras
Don’t let these Baby Chupacabras fool you. Sure, they look cute and like they are partying during mardi-gras , but they have been known to rip your face off rather than asking to see your boobs and giving you beads. Well, they do that too, but that’s not the point. They were created in a government lab to look FAB-u-LESS and flamboyant. I say mission accomplished.

I feel like they are missing their accessories: A bong, a blunt and some bling. Hard to believe these guys are the ones sucking blood out of goats.
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Concrete Cyclops Skull

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Concrete Cyclops Skull
Okay Cyclops Skull, keep an eye on the garden for me. Get it? If you do just say aye! I kid, I kid. I just like talking to my garden decorations. Say, I need to plug in the weed whacker. Do you have a spare socket? Zing! Burn! I got you so good. We are having so much pun. Wanna hear some music? I’ll get my eye-pad. Where is it? Hmmm. Keep an eye out for me will ya? Man, I crack myself up. *Drops skull in garden* Laterz. Eye have to go eat!

Next day…

*Walks out to the garden whistling. Trips over cyclops skull and gets impaled by a rake. Dying…* Eye…Eye…Eye sorry. Ha ha ha erg gasp choke gurgle dead.