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Apocalypse Ready Squirrel Taxidermy

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Apocalypse Ready Squirrel TaxidermyThis Squirrel is prepared for the apocalypse. Are you? He has his machine gun, gas mask, extra ammo belt and some ear protection for target practice. This rodent is ready for action. Mount him on your wall as a reminder that you must be prepared.

When the Zombies come and the mutant dogs and wolves run in packs, you’ll wish you had the foresight that this squirrel had. He is only $155 from Etsy seller Rickscustompottery. We can all learn alot from this little guy.
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Miniature Mouse Skin Rug

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Miniature Mouse Skin RugNow you’re living in style. This miniature mouse skin rug will creep up your home. It’s not really big enough for your floor at just 6 inches long, but it makes a sweet coaster. Use it to send a clear message to any mice that want to invade your home. This is what happens to mice around these parts.

Attach a swiffer pad to the bottom for some weird serial killer cleaning. It is just $60. More shots after the break.
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Mummified Baby Possum With Four Arms

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possumThe latest in horror action figures is this mummified baby possum with not two, but four arms. For $349. he has zero points of articulation, but is very imposing in an action stance. Display this guy with your superhero figures. I would suggest you pit him against Batman, so that the Caped Crusader is all like, “Damn, WTF! Gotham just got too freaky for me bro. Alfred, fuel the yacht and get some babes on board. We are leaving town. Let that pansy ward of mine protect the city for awhile. Okay, what the hell is Glee and why is he watching it?”

More shots below.
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Pair Of Real Raccoon Faces

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raccoon facesWant a pair of actual Raccoon faces? Seriously, these are skinned straight from their cute little bodies and thrown on Etsy for your perusal. Only $4.95. That’s a great deal if you are into freaky animal face stuff.

Put them on your golf clubs as covers, have a creepy puppet show with them. The possibilities are really endless. Get super freaky and sew them into your own face as you wield an axe and chase others through a forest. I don’t judge. I’m just here to show you the freaky-deaky.

Ritual Turkey Head Staff from 1916

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turkey head staffHey Larpers and nerds of other stripes. Are you a Wizard in need of a staff? You could do far worse than to buy this Odd Fellows ritual turkey head staff. Now every spell you cast will be enchanted with the words “gobble gobble” and you will look like a pimp every Thanksgiving.

Also, at the end of the day, your hand might smell like a butterball. This is $740 of strange spell casting awesomeness.
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